Michele Bachmann’s Iowa campaign chair Tamara Scott tells Bob Vander Plaats that legalizing gay marriage will lead to legalizing marriage with inanimate objects, like the Eiffel Tower.
Gay Marriage Leads to Eiffel Tower Marriage
Nov 22, ’11
9:27 AM
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13 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.I think she needs a night or two with the Washington Monument.
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I just lolled all over myself
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She’s a bit late on people marrying the Eiffel Tower, and roughly as good of an argument as same sex marriages leading to inter-species marriages. It’s supremely insulting they’d equate a loving union between two consenting adults with boning a sea turtle.
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Eiffel Tower, you two timing slut! How could you!
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It seems that’s pretty common in the world of objectum-sexualism (it’s a real condition, There are dozens of them, dozens!!)
The woman is also deeply in love with the Berlin wall, a fence, her bow and lots of other things, and has sexual relations with all of them.
It’s from the documentary “Married to the Eiffel Tower”. She isn’t even the strangest person in it, btw…
I collect weird/crazy documentaries and this is definitely one of the weirdest I have come across. Good stuff
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I love documentaries; I guess I’ll add another one to the pile to watch.
I’d also like to express appreciation for what I assume is a Thoroughly Modern Millie reference in your name.
The common thread being “Sad to be all alone in the world.”
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Apparently it broke my link the first time.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1748
or won’t link at all >=(
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Sounds a bit Freudian to me.
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Since corporations are now people I want to marry wall mart. I’ll stick with that oversized person for a while and then I’ll divorce and ask for the other half.
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Don’t bother with the “getting married” part. Just find a woman you really hate and buy her a house and car.
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Right, because gay people are never “animated.” She should go to a club with some of my gay friends.
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