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    1. “Roll it and pat it and mark it with a J, and throw it in the oven for about five thousand people and me!”

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  1. “Shit, Jesus, who taught you how to pack a mule? That’s some fucked up Beverly Hillbillies shit you got going.”

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  2. The rules of this game is to get as close as you can to the other person without touching each other. Oops, looks like you won.

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  3. The donkey: Just wait until your dates over sweetheart, you won’t think I’m the ass anymore.

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  4. donkey’s eyes bulged in shock as he overheard Jesus describing to the young lady on the other side of the invisible glass what a conjugal visit was

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  5. “Okay, so now if you go over and touch the donkey, the circuit should be complete. If this works, I can finally go into electric engineering and leave the dead-end world of carpentry behind.”

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  6. “Mom, you know I love you, and I’m always happy to see you, but I rode all the way out here to help you make pita bread? You’ve got two perfectly good hands, you can flatten them yourself.”

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  7. M – They think I’m an virgin !
    J – They think I an the son of god!
    M+J = Holla!!

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  8. We all played this game as kids:
    “Now, with your left hand, rub your thumb and forefinger up and down both of our hands at the same time. Feels weird, doesn’t it?”

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    1. “And–I think we’re doing this right–if you look through it, it looks like a vagina.”
      “Look through what?”
      “The hole. Don’t you have one?”
      “No, is this what vaginas are supposed to look like?”
      “How should I know?”

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      1. I remember not understanding that the first time someone showed me that trick.
        “OK, now, open your palms a little bit. What’s that look like?”
        “It looks like the space between your fingers.”
        “No, no. Dude – what does it… look like?”
        “I dunno. Let’s go to the 7-11 and play Pac-Man or something.”

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  9. “Qui-Gon Jinn, don’t worry about that Darth Maul guy, – you’re the best Jedi ever. Before you go, let’s kick some ass”

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  10. ‘The ‘Homeless, please help’ sign only got me dirty looks, but with this ‘Son of God’ bit we’re get a mule, bread, anything we want! That was a great idea! Gimme some skin, hustlah!”

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  11. When I hang out with the Trinity, my Father and I like to perform this thing called the Eiffel Tower on the Holy Ghost. See how it works?

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  12. “Okay. With the payment of the donkey, you are now fully enrolled in the Mime School of the Holy Spirit. The first lesson….the glass box!”

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  13. “Don’t worry, it’ll be fun – I saw them do it on Jackass. Now, how long does it take this glue to dry?”

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