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{ That like is for "vodka martinis but". You enjoy that like. } – Jan 30, 11:03 PM
{ I'm not a huge gin fan. Which hinders the whole martini thing (Yeah, vodka martinis but). Next recipe will be a whiskey sour. } – Jan 30, 10:23 PM
{ The interviewer reaction shots are priceless. Guy looks like his Preparation H just gave out lol } – Jan 30, 8:49 PM
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41 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.Who wants to tap that ass? Ha Ha! Come on, up top!
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If you were referring to the mule, that’s even funnier.
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“Pattycake, pattycake, baker’s man,
Bake me a cake as fast as you can….”
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“Roll it and pat it and mark it with a J, and throw it in the oven for about five thousand people and me!”
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I’m leaving you for the donkey.
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“I saw this show in Tijuana…”
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“What’s up with the man hands?”
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See, if your ring finger is longer than your middle finger it means you’re gay.
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“Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”
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“Shit, Jesus, who taught you how to pack a mule? That’s some fucked up Beverly Hillbillies shit you got going.”
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As a carpenter, Jesus really only knew how to make tables.
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Simultaneously: “Talk to the hand!”
“Hahahahah, you owe me a Coke!”
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“Wonder Twin Powers Activate!”
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No, no. You use both of your OWN hands to clap.
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Way back then, this was known as 1st base.
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And now, in many religious circles, this is known as second base.
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Who knew that JC’s favorite film was Barbarella?
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The rules of this game is to get as close as you can to the other person without touching each other. Oops, looks like you won.
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The donkey: Just wait until your dates over sweetheart, you won’t think I’m the ass anymore.
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They’ll never know that those pitas are made from donkey doo.
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Live long and prosper.
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Patty – Christ, Patty-Christ, Carpenter.
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donkey’s eyes bulged in shock as he overheard Jesus describing to the young lady on the other side of the invisible glass what a conjugal visit was
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“Okay, so now if you go over and touch the donkey, the circuit should be complete. If this works, I can finally go into electric engineering and leave the dead-end world of carpentry behind.”
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“Mom, you know I love you, and I’m always happy to see you, but I rode all the way out here to help you make pita bread? You’ve got two perfectly good hands, you can flatten them yourself.”
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M – They think I’m an virgin !
J – They think I an the son of god!
M+J = Holla!!
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“Let she who is without sin give me the first high five!”
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We all played this game as kids:
“Now, with your left hand, rub your thumb and forefinger up and down both of our hands at the same time. Feels weird, doesn’t it?”
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“And–I think we’re doing this right–if you look through it, it looks like a vagina.”
“Look through what?”
“The hole. Don’t you have one?”
“No, is this what vaginas are supposed to look like?”
“How should I know?”
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I remember not understanding that the first time someone showed me that trick.
“OK, now, open your palms a little bit. What’s that look like?”
“It looks like the space between your fingers.”
“No, no. Dude – what does it… look like?”
“I dunno. Let’s go to the 7-11 and play Pac-Man or something.”
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“Then I stole all of his furniture and his donkey!”
“FUCK YES!”
HIGH FIVE!!
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I really hope that solvent gets here soon.
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“Qui-Gon Jinn, don’t worry about that Darth Maul guy, – you’re the best Jedi ever. Before you go, let’s kick some ass”
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‘The ‘Homeless, please help’ sign only got me dirty looks, but with this ‘Son of God’ bit we’re get a mule, bread, anything we want! That was a great idea! Gimme some skin, hustlah!”
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“What do you mean you forgot to put on any protection?”
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“I’ll show you my loaves if you show my your fish.”
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When I hang out with the Trinity, my Father and I like to perform this thing called the Eiffel Tower on the Holy Ghost. See how it works?
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“Okay. With the payment of the donkey, you are now fully enrolled in the Mime School of the Holy Spirit. The first lesson….the glass box!”
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“Don’t worry, it’ll be fun – I saw them do it on Jackass. Now, how long does it take this glue to dry?”
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Form of: a Tyrannosaurus!
Form of: an ice-skating rink!
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