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  1. Brian,

    Who wants to tap that ass? Ha Ha! Come on, up top!

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  2. Dale,

    “Pattycake, pattycake, baker’s man,
    Bake me a cake as fast as you can….”

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    • MacCrocodile,

      “Roll it and pat it and mark it with a J, and throw it in the oven for about five thousand people and me!”

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  3. Dale,

    I’m leaving you for the donkey.

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  4. Dave,

    “I saw this show in Tijuana…”

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  5. Dave,

    “What’s up with the man hands?”

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  6. James,

    See, if your ring finger is longer than your middle finger it means you’re gay.

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  7. Dale,

    “Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”

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  8. Dave,

    “Shit, Jesus, who taught you how to pack a mule? That’s some fucked up Beverly Hillbillies shit you got going.”

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  9. Dale,

    As a carpenter, Jesus really only knew how to make tables.

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  10. Troy S,

    Simultaneously: “Talk to the hand!”
    “Hahahahah, you owe me a Coke!”

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  11. Dale,

    “Wonder Twin Powers Activate!”

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  12. Dale,

    No, no. You use both of your OWN hands to clap.

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  13. Dale,

    Way back then, this was known as 1st base.

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  14. incredulous,

    Who knew that JC’s favorite film was Barbarella?

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  15. Ryno68,

    The rules of this game is to get as close as you can to the other person without touching each other. Oops, looks like you won.

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  16. Marlea,

    The donkey: Just wait until your dates over sweetheart, you won’t think I’m the ass anymore.

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  17. hinten,

    They’ll never know that those pitas are made from donkey doo.

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  18. PopCollector,

    Live long and prosper.

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  19. jesica,

    Patty – Christ, Patty-Christ, Carpenter.

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  20. jen,

    donkey’s eyes bulged in shock as he overheard Jesus describing to the young lady on the other side of the invisible glass what a conjugal visit was

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  21. MacCrocodile,

    “Okay, so now if you go over and touch the donkey, the circuit should be complete. If this works, I can finally go into electric engineering and leave the dead-end world of carpentry behind.”

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  22. MacCrocodile,

    “Mom, you know I love you, and I’m always happy to see you, but I rode all the way out here to help you make pita bread? You’ve got two perfectly good hands, you can flatten them yourself.”

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  23. marvinj,

    M – They think I’m an virgin !
    J – They think I an the son of god!
    M+J = Holla!!

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  24. MacCrocodile,

    “Let she who is without sin give me the first high five!”

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  25. Mike K,

    We all played this game as kids:
    “Now, with your left hand, rub your thumb and forefinger up and down both of our hands at the same time. Feels weird, doesn’t it?”

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    • MacCrocodile,

      “And–I think we’re doing this right–if you look through it, it looks like a vagina.”
      “Look through what?”
      “The hole. Don’t you have one?”
      “No, is this what vaginas are supposed to look like?”
      “How should I know?”

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      • Mike K,

        I remember not understanding that the first time someone showed me that trick.
        “OK, now, open your palms a little bit. What’s that look like?”
        “It looks like the space between your fingers.”
        “No, no. Dude – what does it… look like?”
        “I dunno. Let’s go to the 7-11 and play Pac-Man or something.”

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  26. fwonk,

    “Then I stole all of his furniture and his donkey!”

    “FUCK YES!”

    HIGH FIVE!!

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  27. Venture Free,

    I really hope that solvent gets here soon.

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  28. Danno,

    “Qui-Gon Jinn, don’t worry about that Darth Maul guy, – you’re the best Jedi ever. Before you go, let’s kick some ass”

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  29. Troy S,

    ‘The ‘Homeless, please help’ sign only got me dirty looks, but with this ‘Son of God’ bit we’re get a mule, bread, anything we want! That was a great idea! Gimme some skin, hustlah!”

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  30. McGee,

    “What do you mean you forgot to put on any protection?”

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  31. Brian,

    “I’ll show you my loaves if you show my your fish.”

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  32. Brian,

    When I hang out with the Trinity, my Father and I like to perform this thing called the Eiffel Tower on the Holy Ghost. See how it works?

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  33. “Okay. With the payment of the donkey, you are now fully enrolled in the Mime School of the Holy Spirit. The first lesson….the glass box!”

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  34. EV,

    “Don’t worry, it’ll be fun – I saw them do it on Jackass. Now, how long does it take this glue to dry?”

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  35. Fink,

    Form of: a Tyrannosaurus!
    Form of: an ice-skating rink!

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