Plus they’re back on the smurfs being communist satanic Stalinists.
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11 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.They’re crazy, the Smurfs are Trotskyists.
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Wait. Didn’t Tony, Paulie Walnuts and Syl whack Big Shiva and dump his body in the ocean? What’s he doing on that television show?
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Dats a good question! Maybe next time them boys ain’t gonna be so lucky, if you understand what I’m sayin’…
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Erm… Look… Can’t we put them out of their misery? I mean, srsly, wtf, I know that only horses get the coup de grâce, but can anyone prove that these are real, actual hoomun beings?! The evidence is shaky, therefore I vote for a quick and painless solution! [/sarcasm]
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Watched the whole thing a second time. You know what? Screw the irony, the sarcasm, the disbelief!!! Shoot them! Repeatedly! Until they are dead!
And then some more! Just to be sure…
But still I would know that shooting them would be wrong (though all the atoms which comprise my body scream that it would be advisable), which in the end just makes me weep (and fuels my murderous rage)
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It’s truly sad that that woman believes her child’s birth defect was caused by a ouija board. Really?? In this day and age?? I guess the Middle Ages are still alive and well after all.
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I never watch videos this long online… till now. I came for the satanic Star Wars bit and had to stay until the facepalm.
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To advance, the pokemon “has to be moah wickedah.” Thanks, Chris. I haven’t laughed that hard in weeks.
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I just got to the end where Rev. Porkchop McFloppyjowls said his former “flock” complained that he was fasting all the time. Whhhaaaa?
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Horribly sad that this woman blames herself for her daughter’s birth defects and death. Never experienced any problems like this myself, but a good friend of mine had a child who fell behind on the growth curve at six months and developed a completely debilitating seizure disorder. He died near his 11th birthday. It just happened, sometimes life sucks. I would never have gone to my friend and asked her what she might have done to offend god that her child should suffer as he did. Sadly, she did get this from a couple of people.
That woman told everyone in the audience with a disabled child the most repulsive and crule thing she could ever say.
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When she was talking about Osama and the Smurfs, her microphone starting making the same sounds like in “Paranormal Activity”! It must have been the evil! Amazing.
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