The Gospels talk vaguely of Jesus going to Hell and taking the keys from Satan, but they don’t go into much detail about how he convinced Satan to give him keys to his place.
I think it’s weird that every other comment here has been voted down but yours and the one above. (Not that you voted anything down, just that it’s weird.)
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44 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.“You shall not tempt the lord your god, but a quick hand job is okay.”
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Something about idle hands.
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If your hands are idle, you’re doing it wrong.
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Jesus Christ: The college years.
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And Jesus said, “Get behind me, Satan.”
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Maybe it’s a little early, but I think we might just call this one sufficiently captioned.
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Not until someone captions something about ‘getting on your knees,’ or something of that sort.
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Okay, let’s see…
The Gospels talk vaguely of Jesus going to Hell and taking the keys from Satan, but they don’t go into much detail about how he convinced Satan to give him keys to his place.
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Jesus was always a little bi(furcated-tongue)-curious.
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Speaking in tongues.
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Jesus Christ is Spock horny.
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So much for logic.
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I give it a month, six weeks tops.
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Seriously, you’re trying to get me fired, aren’t you?
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Rule 34.
No exceptions.
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Love the sinner.
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He did not want his last kiss to be from Judas.
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Who knew Satan was a ‘Bible Thumper?’
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I’m telling you, True Blood just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
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And so this historic relationship of co-dependency begins.
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And so Lucifer was cast out of Heaven, and Jesus was no longer allowed to close his bedroom door if he had someone over.
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“C’mon, Jesus.How about I only put it in half way? Just real quick. You love me, don’t you?”
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…but Jesus would only turn the other cheek.
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I think you broke out the WTF tag a bit too early today.
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Good god, man, at least put a little effort into your sockpuppets.
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Oh no! My captions have been thumbs-downed! This thread is ruined! Everyone just go home; it’s over. We’ve been undone.
(for the record, the above comment was in response to a now-deleted comment, not to the original post)
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Okay, but what happens in the cave, stays in the cave. Judea is full of a bunch of backwards, closed-minded hicks–but don’t tell ‘em I said that!
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Someone has downvoted everybody but me! Wooo!
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D’oh!
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Just the tip.
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The devil made me do him.
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Christ, what an asshole.
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Flattery got him somewhere.
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So some hippie is making out with a satyr. Just another day at Burning Man.
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I suspect that 2 of Chris’s ‘ I get mail’ buddies has come on to the thread and sabotaged it
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Oh Lucifer, you’re not the only one that’s horny.
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You’re all wrong…It’s Adam and Steve, like Archie Bunker said!
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Me so thorny!
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Oh, a serpent bit your tongue? How weird. Here, let me suck the poison out for you.
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Repent lest ye receivith a thumbs down!
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Jesus Christ, what the devil are they doing ?
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Hot
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Uh… is it weird that this excites me?!
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I think it’s weird that every other comment here has been voted down but yours and the one above. (Not that you voted anything down, just that it’s weird.)
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