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  1. Jesus, with bowling ball, does a screen test for the role of Jesus in “The Big Lebowski”.

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  2. I am the king of ridiculous religious imagery! In your face, Mohammed! Can I get a what what!

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  3. “And the first runner-up is… Miss Kansas which means Miss Judea is our winner!”

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    1. Really? Butt jokes is what does it for you guys?

      *sigh*

      It’s like I’ve never seen the internet before.

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      1. …and here was me wondering what that image has to do with a thermometer under the armpit.

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  4. “Ok, this one will be off Venus, around Mars, through the rings of Saturn, bouncing off Uranus and into the Sun for ‘S'” – “H.O.R.S.E. of the gods”

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  5. “Mom! Mom! Look what I found! Can I keep it?”
    (And you all know how the rest of the story turned out.)

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  6. In 2012, a giant bearded man will rip the earth from it’s orbit. Proving that the Mayan Calendar did predict the end of the world.

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    1. “There’s no easy way to say this, but… we found lumps just north of your Indian subcontinent. They appear to be growing.”

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  7. Incidently, is the sun really shining out of jesus’ arse there? i thought that was idiom, not scripture.

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  8. During the winter months, Jesus lets the world out of his robe and we are cold. Praise Jesus.

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  9. Big Ern McCracken now needs to bowl three strikes in a row to win the championship!

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