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38 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.“It’s my serve, right?”
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[with invisible racket aloft] “Love all!”
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Jesus, with bowling ball, does a screen test for the role of Jesus in “The Big Lebowski”.
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He’ll never get it. I just don’t buy him as the Jesus.
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I am the king of ridiculous religious imagery! In your face, Mohammed! Can I get a what what!
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“And the first runner-up is… Miss Kansas which means Miss Judea is our winner!”
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Jesus prepares to check the Earth’s temperature… the old-fashioned way.
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Really? Butt jokes is what does it for you guys?
*sigh*
It’s like I’ve never seen the internet before.
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…and here was me wondering what that image has to do with a thermometer under the armpit.
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“Ok, this one will be off Venus, around Mars, through the rings of Saturn, bouncing off Uranus and into the Sun for ‘S'” – “H.O.R.S.E. of the gods”
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Jesus put that down! It’s not a frisbee!
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Jesus checks the direction of the wind before taking his shot.
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“Miss? Miss! You dropped something! Oh whatever, I’ll just keep it.”
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… He’s got the whole wide world… in his hand…
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“Mom! Mom! Look what I found! Can I keep it?”
(And you all know how the rest of the story turned out.)
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Eventually, Earth got rabies, and Jesus had to take it out back and shoot it.
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Jesus mime’s riding a crowded city bus.
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“Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”
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Damn. I thought a Big Lebowski quote would have been popular.
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“I, Jesus H. Christ, do solemnly swear to my dad that I will ……”
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“Scout’s honor.”
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In 2012, a giant bearded man will rip the earth from it’s orbit. Proving that the Mayan Calendar did predict the end of the world.
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Jesus reminds Alice Kramden that–one of these days–bang, zoom…
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He put his hands lovingly around it and said: ‘Cough, please.’
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Jesus checks the Earth for lumps.
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“There’s no easy way to say this, but… we found lumps just north of your Indian subcontinent. They appear to be growing.”
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“I got it, beam me up.”
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I’m taking my ball and going home!
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Jesus
Has only Got One Ball!
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Yeah, Jesus is pretty big. But the Beatles’re holding Saturn.
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Incidently, is the sun really shining out of jesus’ arse there? i thought that was idiom, not scripture.
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Howizzzeeeeeeaaaaahhhh – ahem. Sorry, got a bit carried away there.
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(That was fucken hilarious btw. You just didn’t get it.)
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Jesus’ Earth Tango, badah booomp boom boomp…yah dah da da dah…
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Jesus holds mass.
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During the winter months, Jesus lets the world out of his robe and we are cold. Praise Jesus.
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Big Ern McCracken now needs to bowl three strikes in a row to win the championship!
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I guess he saw the message on that blimp from Scarface and just ran with it.
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