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  1. mrclam,

    “It’s my serve, right?”

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  2. mrclam,

    Jesus, with bowling ball, does a screen test for the role of Jesus in “The Big Lebowski”.

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  3. MacCrocodile,

    I am the king of ridiculous religious imagery! In your face, Mohammed! Can I get a what what!

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  4. MacCrocodile,

    “And the first runner-up is… Miss Kansas which means Miss Judea is our winner!”

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  5. MacCrocodile,

    Jesus prepares to check the Earth’s temperature… the old-fashioned way.

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    • MacCrocodile,

      Really? Butt jokes is what does it for you guys?

      *sigh*

      It’s like I’ve never seen the internet before.

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      • outeast,

        …and here was me wondering what that image has to do with a thermometer under the armpit.

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  6. FlamingAtheist,

    “Ok, this one will be off Venus, around Mars, through the rings of Saturn, bouncing off Uranus and into the Sun for ‘S’” – “H.O.R.S.E. of the gods”

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  7. Dale,

    Jesus put that down! It’s not a frisbee!

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  8. Dale,

    Jesus checks the direction of the wind before taking his shot.

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  9. MacCrocodile,

    “Miss? Miss! You dropped something! Oh whatever, I’ll just keep it.”

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  10. Mike K,

    … He’s got the whole wide world… in his hand…

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  11. Mike K,

    “Mom! Mom! Look what I found! Can I keep it?”
    (And you all know how the rest of the story turned out.)

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    • MacCrocodile,

      Eventually, Earth got rabies, and Jesus had to take it out back and shoot it.

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  12. Dale,

    Jesus mime’s riding a crowded city bus.

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  13. dave,

    “Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”

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  14. Dale,

    “I, Jesus H. Christ, do solemnly swear to my dad that I will ……”

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  15. Dale,

    “Scout’s honor.”

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  16. Ryno68,

    In 2012, a giant bearded man will rip the earth from it’s orbit. Proving that the Mayan Calendar did predict the end of the world.

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  17. MacCrocodile,

    Jesus reminds Alice Kramden that–one of these days–bang, zoom…

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  18. hinten,

    He put his hands lovingly around it and said: ‘Cough, please.’

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  19. Dale,

    Jesus checks the Earth for lumps.

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    • MacCrocodile,

      “There’s no easy way to say this, but… we found lumps just north of your Indian subcontinent. They appear to be growing.”

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  20. pvc,

    “I got it, beam me up.”

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  21. Karl,

    I’m taking my ball and going home!

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  22. outeast,

    Jesus
    Has only Got One Ball!

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  23. outeast,

    Yeah, Jesus is pretty big. But the Beatles’re holding Saturn.

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  24. outeast,

    Incidently, is the sun really shining out of jesus’ arse there? i thought that was idiom, not scripture.

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  25. outeast,

    Howizzzeeeeeeaaaaahhhh – ahem. Sorry, got a bit carried away there.

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  26. jen,

    Jesus’ Earth Tango, badah booomp boom boomp…yah dah da da dah

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  27. Frac,

    Jesus holds mass.

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  28. apachesux,

    During the winter months, Jesus lets the world out of his robe and we are cold. Praise Jesus.

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  29. Stephen,

    Big Ern McCracken now needs to bowl three strikes in a row to win the championship!

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  30. Mike K,

    I guess he saw the message on that blimp from Scarface and just ran with it.

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