“It’s my serve, right?”
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[with invisible racket aloft] “Love all!”
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Jesus, with bowling ball, does a screen test for the role of Jesus in “The Big Lebowski”.
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He’ll never get it. I just don’t buy him as the Jesus.
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I am the king of ridiculous religious imagery! In your face, Mohammed! Can I get a what what!
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“And the first runner-up is… Miss Kansas which means Miss Judea is our winner!”
Jesus prepares to check the Earth’s temperature… the old-fashioned way.
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Really? Butt jokes is what does it for you guys?
*sigh*
It’s like I’ve never seen the internet before.
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…and here was me wondering what that image has to do with a thermometer under the armpit.
“Ok, this one will be off Venus, around Mars, through the rings of Saturn, bouncing off Uranus and into the Sun for ‘S’” – “H.O.R.S.E. of the gods”
Jesus put that down! It’s not a frisbee!
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Jesus checks the direction of the wind before taking his shot.
“Miss? Miss! You dropped something! Oh whatever, I’ll just keep it.”
… He’s got the whole wide world… in his hand…
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“Mom! Mom! Look what I found! Can I keep it?” (And you all know how the rest of the story turned out.)
Eventually, Earth got rabies, and Jesus had to take it out back and shoot it.
Jesus mime’s riding a crowded city bus.
“Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”
Damn. I thought a Big Lebowski quote would have been popular.
“I, Jesus H. Christ, do solemnly swear to my dad that I will ……”
“Scout’s honor.”
In 2012, a giant bearded man will rip the earth from it’s orbit. Proving that the Mayan Calendar did predict the end of the world.
Jesus reminds Alice Kramden that–one of these days–bang, zoom…
He put his hands lovingly around it and said: ‘Cough, please.’
Jesus checks the Earth for lumps.
“There’s no easy way to say this, but… we found lumps just north of your Indian subcontinent. They appear to be growing.”
“I got it, beam me up.”
I’m taking my ball and going home!
Jesus Has only Got One Ball!
Yeah, Jesus is pretty big. But the Beatles’re holding Saturn.
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Incidently, is the sun really shining out of jesus’ arse there? i thought that was idiom, not scripture.
Howizzzeeeeeeaaaaahhhh – ahem. Sorry, got a bit carried away there.
(That was fucken hilarious btw. You just didn’t get it.)
Jesus’ Earth Tango, badah booomp boom boomp…yah dah da da dah…
Jesus holds mass.
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During the winter months, Jesus lets the world out of his robe and we are cold. Praise Jesus.
Big Ern McCracken now needs to bowl three strikes in a row to win the championship!
I guess he saw the message on that blimp from Scarface and just ran with it.
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38 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.“It’s my serve, right?”
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[with invisible racket aloft] “Love all!”
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Jesus, with bowling ball, does a screen test for the role of Jesus in “The Big Lebowski”.
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He’ll never get it. I just don’t buy him as the Jesus.
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I am the king of ridiculous religious imagery! In your face, Mohammed! Can I get a what what!
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“And the first runner-up is… Miss Kansas which means Miss Judea is our winner!”
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Jesus prepares to check the Earth’s temperature… the old-fashioned way.
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Really? Butt jokes is what does it for you guys?
*sigh*
It’s like I’ve never seen the internet before.
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…and here was me wondering what that image has to do with a thermometer under the armpit.
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“Ok, this one will be off Venus, around Mars, through the rings of Saturn, bouncing off Uranus and into the Sun for ‘S’” – “H.O.R.S.E. of the gods”
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Jesus put that down! It’s not a frisbee!
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Jesus checks the direction of the wind before taking his shot.
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“Miss? Miss! You dropped something! Oh whatever, I’ll just keep it.”
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… He’s got the whole wide world… in his hand…
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“Mom! Mom! Look what I found! Can I keep it?”
(And you all know how the rest of the story turned out.)
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Eventually, Earth got rabies, and Jesus had to take it out back and shoot it.
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Jesus mime’s riding a crowded city bus.
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“Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”
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Damn. I thought a Big Lebowski quote would have been popular.
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“I, Jesus H. Christ, do solemnly swear to my dad that I will ……”
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“Scout’s honor.”
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In 2012, a giant bearded man will rip the earth from it’s orbit. Proving that the Mayan Calendar did predict the end of the world.
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Jesus reminds Alice Kramden that–one of these days–bang, zoom…
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He put his hands lovingly around it and said: ‘Cough, please.’
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Jesus checks the Earth for lumps.
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“There’s no easy way to say this, but… we found lumps just north of your Indian subcontinent. They appear to be growing.”
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“I got it, beam me up.”
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I’m taking my ball and going home!
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Jesus
Has only Got One Ball!
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Yeah, Jesus is pretty big. But the Beatles’re holding Saturn.
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Incidently, is the sun really shining out of jesus’ arse there? i thought that was idiom, not scripture.
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Howizzzeeeeeeaaaaahhhh – ahem. Sorry, got a bit carried away there.
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(That was fucken hilarious btw. You just didn’t get it.)
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Jesus’ Earth Tango, badah booomp boom boomp…yah dah da da dah…
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Jesus holds mass.
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During the winter months, Jesus lets the world out of his robe and we are cold. Praise Jesus.
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Big Ern McCracken now needs to bowl three strikes in a row to win the championship!
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I guess he saw the message on that blimp from Scarface and just ran with it.
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