Given all that’s going on around it, the tiger seems pretty chill.
No, see, this is completely wrong. The tiger couldn’t have inflicted that much damage with that whip on the floor… not WITHOUT OPPOSABLE THUMBS!
Chris, looks like you’ve combined the ‘Caption This’ and the ‘Friday Guest Cat blogger.’
LOL.
It ate his legs!
Jesus forgot the safe word!
Cats rule, dogma drools.
The Lion, the Whip, and the Red Robe.
Mel Gibson meets Sigfried and Roy?
Man, Roy Horn just doesn’t know when to quit, does he?
Wine and whipping and wild, wild, tigers….they’ll drive you insane!
Since moving his act to Vegas, Jesus has brought in more money, but his target audience is still the old and the gullible, and he’s still competing with prostitutes.
David Lynch’s Passion of the Christ. The backwards-talking scene in the upside-down cafe between Judas and the anthropomorphic weasel is a cultural milestone of our generation.
Reminds me of Christmas dinner at uncle Touchie’s.
What a lot of people don’t realize is that the Roman Empire of biblical times was run by tigers. About two thirds of the Senate and all the Caesars were white tigers. Their decline and fall came at the hands of Germanic raiders with opposable thumbs.
I backed out quietly and closed the door. For the rest of that week at the compound, I pretended I hadn’t seen a thing.
But I don’t take His calls anymore.
When a prophet comes along you must whip it.
Monty Tiger and the Holy Flail.
Since I switched to Tiger Balm my bacne has cleared right up.
Jesus learned the hard way: never startle a tiger. It’s never as funny as you think it will be.
kitty rear up and scratch me through my robes
fuck you kitty you’re gonna to spend the night
AL BINO
How do you like the cover to my new Christian Metal Album?
I swear, that pussy was like this big!
CAT! I mean pussy cat.
No matter what gifts the painter offered, he was unable to turn a prophet.
Invisible cross!
How come you only post these types of pics of Jesus to make fun of? Mainly, why do you only poke fun at Christians and not other religions too? I respect your atheism, I just don’t get why you do this. Please discuss…
There’s an unlimited supply of bad Christian art.
If y’all followed the 2nd commandment “though shall not make any tasteless, kitsch graven images” then we wouldn’t have so much fodder, now would we?
Chris, answer the question man! That wasnt an answer. Dont be afraid. Its true, i never see anything about jewish or muslim stuff.
@ MacCrocodile
Thanks for asking. I apologize for double posting, that was the fault of my CPU.
To add to the conversation, I just feel like every time Chris wants to ridicule religion, he and the rest of the Atheist gang, go straight to Christianity. Jesus, especially. Honest to goodness, I am not religious. I respect the opinions and well explained debates of the atheist movement, and I appreciate the passion of the religious followers. But, it just seems that the Christians are first in line to have the joke on them. I never see any posts about Muslim imagery or what is written in the Quran. Correct me if I’m wrong, but there never seems to be any jabs about Judaism an some of the funnier aspects of their life. Why is that?
Oh, this is an easy one to answer.
I live in the US where it is impossible to get away from Christian zealotry. Muslims and Jewish people are not trying to shove their views down my throat in this country. It’s not that they’re religions are not bullshit either, it’s because they tend to mind their own business for the most part here.
Of course, I’ve made fun of these other religions in other threads whenever I’ve come across them in the news. Feel free to go back into the archives if you wish.
But when you live in a country where Christianity is pushed at the highest morality a person can achieve, you’re just begging me to concentrate on you.
@ MacCrocodile
Thanks for asking. I apologize for double posting, that was the fault of my CPU.
To add to the conversation, I just feel like every time Chris wants to ridicule religion, he and the rest of the Atheist gang, go straight to Christianity. Jesus, especially. Honest to goodness, I am not religious. I respect the opinions and well explained debates of the atheist movement, and I appreciate the passion of the religious followers. But, it just seems that the Christians are first in line to have the joke on them. I never see any posts about Muslim imagery or what is written in the Quran. Correct me if I’m wrong, but there never seems to be any jabs about Judaism an some of the funnier aspects of their life. Why is that?
So THIS is what Charlie Sheen was talking about…
Whipping!
Sigfried and Roy present “The Passion of Christ”
Given all that’s going on around it, the tiger seems pretty chill.
No, see, this is completely wrong. The tiger couldn’t have inflicted that much damage with that whip on the floor… not WITHOUT OPPOSABLE THUMBS!
Chris, looks like you’ve combined the ‘Caption This’ and the ‘Friday Guest Cat blogger.’
LOL.
It ate his legs!
Jesus forgot the safe word!
Cats rule, dogma drools.
The Lion, the Whip, and the Red Robe.
Mel Gibson meets Sigfried and Roy?
Man, Roy Horn just doesn’t know when to quit, does he?
Wine and whipping and wild, wild, tigers….they’ll drive you insane!
Since moving his act to Vegas, Jesus has brought in more money, but his target audience is still the old and the gullible, and he’s still competing with prostitutes.
David Lynch’s Passion of the Christ. The backwards-talking scene in the upside-down cafe between Judas and the anthropomorphic weasel is a cultural milestone of our generation.
Reminds me of Christmas dinner at uncle Touchie’s.
What a lot of people don’t realize is that the Roman Empire of biblical times was run by tigers. About two thirds of the Senate and all the Caesars were white tigers. Their decline and fall came at the hands of Germanic raiders with opposable thumbs.
I backed out quietly and closed the door. For the rest of that week at the compound, I pretended I hadn’t seen a thing.
But I don’t take His calls anymore.
When a prophet comes along you must whip it.
Monty Tiger and the Holy Flail.
Since I switched to Tiger Balm my bacne has cleared right up.
Jesus learned the hard way: never startle a tiger. It’s never as funny as you think it will be.
kitty rear up and scratch me through my robes
fuck you kitty you’re gonna to spend the night
AL BINO
How do you like the cover to my new Christian Metal Album?
I swear, that pussy was like this big!
CAT! I mean pussy cat.
No matter what gifts the painter offered, he was unable to turn a prophet.
Invisible cross!
How come you only post these types of pics of Jesus to make fun of? Mainly, why do you only poke fun at Christians and not other religions too? I respect your atheism, I just don’t get why you do this. Please discuss…
There’s an unlimited supply of bad Christian art.
If y’all followed the 2nd commandment “though shall not make any tasteless, kitsch graven images” then we wouldn’t have so much fodder, now would we?
Chris, answer the question man! That wasnt an answer. Dont be afraid. Its true, i never see anything about jewish or muslim stuff.
@ MacCrocodile
Thanks for asking. I apologize for double posting, that was the fault of my CPU.
To add to the conversation, I just feel like every time Chris wants to ridicule religion, he and the rest of the Atheist gang, go straight to Christianity. Jesus, especially. Honest to goodness, I am not religious. I respect the opinions and well explained debates of the atheist movement, and I appreciate the passion of the religious followers. But, it just seems that the Christians are first in line to have the joke on them. I never see any posts about Muslim imagery or what is written in the Quran. Correct me if I’m wrong, but there never seems to be any jabs about Judaism an some of the funnier aspects of their life. Why is that?
Oh, this is an easy one to answer.
I live in the US where it is impossible to get away from Christian zealotry. Muslims and Jewish people are not trying to shove their views down my throat in this country. It’s not that they’re religions are not bullshit either, it’s because they tend to mind their own business for the most part here.
Of course, I’ve made fun of these other religions in other threads whenever I’ve come across them in the news. Feel free to go back into the archives if you wish.
But when you live in a country where Christianity is pushed at the highest morality a person can achieve, you’re just begging me to concentrate on you.
@ MacCrocodile
Thanks for asking. I apologize for double posting, that was the fault of my CPU.
To add to the conversation, I just feel like every time Chris wants to ridicule religion, he and the rest of the Atheist gang, go straight to Christianity. Jesus, especially. Honest to goodness, I am not religious. I respect the opinions and well explained debates of the atheist movement, and I appreciate the passion of the religious followers. But, it just seems that the Christians are first in line to have the joke on them. I never see any posts about Muslim imagery or what is written in the Quran. Correct me if I’m wrong, but there never seems to be any jabs about Judaism an some of the funnier aspects of their life. Why is that?
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
TA-DA!
TA DA!
Note to self: get kitty de-clawed.