Christian Attacked by Two 80 Foot Demons

This show has now surpassed The Wire as my favorite all time.

I love at about 3:45 during the anti-Halloween rant, one of the ladies talked about going to a hotel in Paris and stealing their jack o’lanterns because babies are bred to be sacrificed on Halloween.

(via Joe My God)

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  1. Josh J.,

    …Megaman 3 intro music…?

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  2. cathode,

    What’s impressive is their attempts to out-crazy each other as the clip goes on. Won’t someone think of the poor slaughtered babies!

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  3. MacCrocodile,

    0:55 – the guy appears to be eating popcorn.
    1:45 – “Jesus is here! Jesus is here, but he’s running!” Wait, so how many people are running around the car now?
    3:10 – “You can’t have Christian pornography just because you pray first and hang a cross around your neck!” That gives me an idea. Who’s got a camera I can borrow? Listen later for “Sure I decorate a pagan Christmas tree, but it’s covered with baby Jesus, so it’s okay.”
    5:00 – “Hardly anybody decorates any more” after I’ve thoroughly harangued them about my deluded concepts of Halloween. It’s almost as if people would rather do whatever it takes to not have to put up with my bullshit.
    6:50 – “My seeds is what I live off of.” I’m pretty sure I recognize that guy now, but he’d need to stand up and turn around for me to be sure.

    That was exhausting. I gotta go lie down.

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  4. Poe……..?

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  5. I’m so glad I’m not in customer service in the Midwest during October.

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  6. Also, this prosperity gospel bullshit pisses me off. Namely because my Mother’s church is telling her she has to keep tithing even if she can’t make her mortgage without the 10% of income she donates each Sunday.

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  7. beatnikhusker,

    We MUST find out where that pizza place is! You know, “the only place that still puts up the Halloween stuff,”. Sounds like somebodies church group needs a pizza party!

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