Mormon Jesus taking a nap on his planet Kolob rug. It was a gift from his brother Satan.
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Typical of the Bears. Looks like Wide Receiver Johnny Knox has let another ball go through his hands in the end zone. There goes my fantasy team this week!
MC 900-league Jesus
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Memory-foam Earth.
Jesus dry-humps Canada.
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Who’s a dirty volcano? You are, that’s who. Take it all you dirty dirty hot lava slut.
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Wooo, the cars look just like little ants!
I swear I will never drink again, just please don’t let her be pregnant
“Why won’t he call me? That’s the last time I ever trust a man!”
And with an unfortunate stumble, Jesus lost the volleyball tournament and was a pariah for the rest of junior high.
*snifffff* “Woah, Columbia’s got a kick to it! What a rush!”
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Jesus learns the hard way that Captain Kirk’s two-handed punch isn’t actually all that effective in a fight.
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Just because you wear the Superman cape, doesn’t mean you’re gonna fly.
Just catchin’ some Jeezzzzzzzzz.
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Hulk SMASH!!!!
“Very funny, guys. Alright, who nailed my hands and feet together? Joke’s over; help me up, guys.”
No Jesus has NOT pissed himself! That’s the Pacific Ocean.
“Have you seen my baseball?”
This will kill all those non-reading native americans. Get ready for manifest destiny from sea to shining sea.
Jesus tries Tebowing
Beat me to it.
Hep me! Mah tongue ih stuh to Iceland!
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China: “Jesus! I can’t believe you’re taking it all!” Jesus: “Mglrph!”
Jesus slept
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And from the top rope, Jesus with an Arn Anderson double axe handle–but Ric Flair moved out of the way just in time!
Jesus discovers that the pills “that mother gives you” did do something after all!
98…99… 100. Ready or not, here I come!
It’s rumored that in the Christian version of Godzilla vs Jesus, Jesus wins.
Jesus’ Sleep Number is 3.
The new version of Evangelion was really weird…
You ate all my candy ?! Nooooooooooo !!!
…i’m gunna hump you sweetly..
You’re right, dad. They DO look like ants!
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33 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.Mormon Jesus taking a nap on his planet Kolob rug. It was a gift from his brother Satan.
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Typical of the Bears. Looks like Wide Receiver Johnny Knox has let another ball go through his hands in the end zone. There goes my fantasy team this week!
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MC 900-league Jesus
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Memory-foam Earth.
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Jesus dry-humps Canada.
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Who’s a dirty volcano? You are, that’s who. Take it all you dirty dirty hot lava slut.
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Wooo, the cars look just like little ants!
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I swear I will never drink again, just please don’t let her be pregnant
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“Why won’t he call me? That’s the last time I ever trust a man!”
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And with an unfortunate stumble, Jesus lost the volleyball tournament and was a pariah for the rest of junior high.
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*snifffff* “Woah, Columbia’s got a kick to it! What a rush!”
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Jesus learns the hard way that Captain Kirk’s two-handed punch isn’t actually all that effective in a fight.
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Just because you wear the Superman cape, doesn’t mean you’re gonna fly.
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Just catchin’ some Jeezzzzzzzzz.
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Hulk SMASH!!!!
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“Very funny, guys. Alright, who nailed my hands and feet together? Joke’s over; help me up, guys.”
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No Jesus has NOT pissed himself! That’s the Pacific Ocean.
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“Have you seen my baseball?”
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This will kill all those non-reading native americans. Get ready for manifest destiny from sea to shining sea.
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Jesus tries Tebowing
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Beat me to it.
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Hep me! Mah tongue ih stuh to Iceland!
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China: “Jesus! I can’t believe you’re taking it all!”
Jesus: “Mglrph!”
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Jesus slept
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And from the top rope, Jesus with an Arn Anderson double axe handle–but Ric Flair moved out of the way just in time!
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Jesus discovers that the pills “that mother gives you” did do something after all!
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98…99… 100. Ready or not, here I come!
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It’s rumored that in the Christian version of Godzilla vs Jesus, Jesus wins.
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Jesus’ Sleep Number is 3.
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The new version of Evangelion was really weird…
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You ate all my candy ?! Nooooooooooo !!!
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…i’m gunna hump you sweetly..
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You’re right, dad. They DO look like ants!
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