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  1. Mormon Jesus taking a nap on his planet Kolob rug. It was a gift from his brother Satan.

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  2. Cornjob,

    Typical of the Bears. Looks like Wide Receiver Johnny Knox has let another ball go through his hands in the end zone. There goes my fantasy team this week!

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  3. Incredulous,

    MC 900-league Jesus

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  4. Dale,

    Memory-foam Earth.

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  5. Dale,

    Jesus dry-humps Canada.

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  6. Karl,

    Who’s a dirty volcano? You are, that’s who. Take it all you dirty dirty hot lava slut.

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  7. Fink,

    Wooo, the cars look just like little ants!

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  8. Marlea,

    I swear I will never drink again, just please don’t let her be pregnant

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  9. MacCrocodile,

    “Why won’t he call me? That’s the last time I ever trust a man!”

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  10. MacCrocodile,

    And with an unfortunate stumble, Jesus lost the volleyball tournament and was a pariah for the rest of junior high.

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  11. MacCrocodile,

    *snifffff* “Woah, Columbia’s got a kick to it! What a rush!”

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  12. MacCrocodile,

    Jesus learns the hard way that Captain Kirk’s two-handed punch isn’t actually all that effective in a fight.

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  13. Dale,

    Just because you wear the Superman cape, doesn’t mean you’re gonna fly.

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  14. Dale,

    Just catchin’ some Jeezzzzzzzzz.

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  15. Fazue,

    Hulk SMASH!!!!

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  16. MacCrocodile,

    “Very funny, guys. Alright, who nailed my hands and feet together? Joke’s over; help me up, guys.”

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  17. Jim Buck,

    No Jesus has NOT pissed himself! That’s the Pacific Ocean.

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  18. “Have you seen my baseball?”

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  19. apachesux,

    This will kill all those non-reading native americans. Get ready for manifest destiny from sea to shining sea.

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  20. Brian,

    Jesus tries Tebowing

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  21. Frac,

    Hep me! Mah tongue ih stuh to Iceland!

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  22. Bubba,

    China: “Jesus! I can’t believe you’re taking it all!”
    Jesus: “Mglrph!”

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  23. gruggach,

    Jesus slept

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  24. And from the top rope, Jesus with an Arn Anderson double axe handle–but Ric Flair moved out of the way just in time!

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  25. Jesus discovers that the pills “that mother gives you” did do something after all!

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  26. Mike K,

    98…99… 100. Ready or not, here I come!

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  27. Antony,

    It’s rumored that in the Christian version of Godzilla vs Jesus, Jesus wins.

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  28. Greg,

    Jesus’ Sleep Number is 3.

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  29. Swedish-Cook,

    The new version of Evangelion was really weird…

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  30. Vincentd,

    You ate all my candy ?! Nooooooooooo !!!

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  31. kate,

    …i’m gunna hump you sweetly..

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  32. Johnk,

    You’re right, dad. They DO look like ants!

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