• Mormon Jesus taking a nap on his planet Kolob rug. It was a gift from his brother Satan.

  • Cornjob

    Typical of the Bears. Looks like Wide Receiver Johnny Knox has let another ball go through his hands in the end zone. There goes my fantasy team this week!

  • Incredulous

    MC 900-league Jesus

  • Dale

    Memory-foam Earth.

  • Dale

    Jesus dry-humps Canada.

  • Karl

    Who’s a dirty volcano? You are, that’s who. Take it all you dirty dirty hot lava slut.

  • Wooo, the cars look just like little ants!

  • Marlea

    I swear I will never drink again, just please don’t let her be pregnant

  • MacCrocodile

    “Why won’t he call me? That’s the last time I ever trust a man!”

  • MacCrocodile

    And with an unfortunate stumble, Jesus lost the volleyball tournament and was a pariah for the rest of junior high.

  • MacCrocodile

    *snifffff* “Woah, Columbia’s got a kick to it! What a rush!”

  • MacCrocodile

    Jesus learns the hard way that Captain Kirk’s two-handed punch isn’t actually all that effective in a fight.

  • Dale

    Just because you wear the Superman cape, doesn’t mean you’re gonna fly.

  • Dale

    Just catchin’ some Jeezzzzzzzzz.

  • Fazue

    Hulk SMASH!!!!

  • MacCrocodile

    “Very funny, guys. Alright, who nailed my hands and feet together? Joke’s over; help me up, guys.”

  • Jim Buck

    No Jesus has NOT pissed himself! That’s the Pacific Ocean.

  • “Have you seen my baseball?”

  • apachesux

    This will kill all those non-reading native americans. Get ready for manifest destiny from sea to shining sea.

  • Brian

    Jesus tries Tebowing

    • hooda

      Beat me to it.

  • Hep me! Mah tongue ih stuh to Iceland!

  • Bubba

    China: “Jesus! I can’t believe you’re taking it all!”
    Jesus: “Mglrph!”

  • gruggach

    Jesus slept

  • And from the top rope, Jesus with an Arn Anderson double axe handle–but Ric Flair moved out of the way just in time!

  • Jesus discovers that the pills “that mother gives you” did do something after all!

  • Mike K

    98…99… 100. Ready or not, here I come!

  • Antony

    It’s rumored that in the Christian version of Godzilla vs Jesus, Jesus wins.

  • Greg

    Jesus’ Sleep Number is 3.

  • Swedish-Cook

    The new version of Evangelion was really weird…

  • Vincentd

    You ate all my candy ?! Nooooooooooo !!!

  • kate

    …i’m gunna hump you sweetly..

  • Johnk

    You’re right, dad. They DO look like ants!