Is Charlie Manson flashing a gang sign? Best $3.99 Balki ever spent.
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Judea Corrections Facility. Do Not Pick Up Hitchhikers.
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Jesus Is My Parking Attendant
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“On this very night, three days ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst crucifixion I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building… And when they pulled the man’s body from the cross. It looked like this!”
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Tell them Large Marge…I mean Yahweh sent you.
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Man, they replaced Touchdown Jesus with First Down Jesus.
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“I’m a man of means by no means….
King of the road”
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In this episode, the Ice Truckers come across their worst nightmare. A Frost Giant from Jotunheim.
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“Yeah, keep straight about two or three miles and you’ll come to a crossroads……”
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“…Now, when you get to the crossroads, there’ll be a guy who wants to sell you something. Ignore him.”
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“So that’s why they call it ‘Dead Man’s Curve.'”
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Deity’s in mirror may be closer than they appear.
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Road side Jesus fixed my blindspot!
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Maybe I shouldn’t have had that egg salad sandwich at that roadside diner, or maybe it was all that acid I did back in the day, but after 72 straight hours on the road, the hallucinations kicked in.
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“East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’
a’Jesus’ gonna do what they say can’t be done
He’s got a long way to go and a short time to get there
He’s east bound just watch ol’Jesus run”
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“…and I drove as fast as I could from there and didn’t stop until I got back into town. But when I got out of the truck, there was a nail stuck in the door handle!“
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awesome
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“You just go ahead and take that nap. Of course I won’t let anything happen. Honest.“
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Truckin With Jesus – a new series on Spike TV.
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Jesus, take the wheel!
( I can’t believe no one’s posted THAT yet)
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Breaker, breaker, I’m tweakin’ pretty bad here…
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“Say hello to my little friend!”
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“Jesus rides beside me.
He never buys
Any smokes.”
Anyone who knows this gets a free ‘like.’
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OMG will anybody guess it? I can’t hardly wait to know.
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Nice.
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“Left turn, Christ”
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B.J. and the Born Again Messiah. (Late 70’s reference there for you.)
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Honk if you love Jesus.
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….or see Jesus.
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Holy Rollers Moving Co.
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(Formerly Three Wise Men and a Truck)
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“And when you saw one set of tire tracks in the road, it was then that I towed you.”
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Is this a sequel to that Twilight Zone episode with William Shatner on a plane?
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“…but when I drove back the next day to return his shroud, an old lady answered the door and told me he’d been dead for two thousand years!“
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you would have to pay me a lot more then $3.99 to hang that in my house
Is Charlie Manson flashing a gang sign? Best $3.99 Balki ever spent.
Judea Corrections Facility. Do Not Pick Up Hitchhikers.
Jesus Is My Parking Attendant
“On this very night, three days ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst crucifixion I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building… And when they pulled the man’s body from the cross. It looked like this!”
Tell them Large Marge…I mean Yahweh sent you.
Man, they replaced Touchdown Jesus with First Down Jesus.
“I’m a man of means by no means….
King of the road”
In this episode, the Ice Truckers come across their worst nightmare. A Frost Giant from Jotunheim.
“Yeah, keep straight about two or three miles and you’ll come to a crossroads……”
“…Now, when you get to the crossroads, there’ll be a guy who wants to sell you something. Ignore him.”
“So that’s why they call it ‘Dead Man’s Curve.'”
Deity’s in mirror may be closer than they appear.
Road side Jesus fixed my blindspot!
Maybe I shouldn’t have had that egg salad sandwich at that roadside diner, or maybe it was all that acid I did back in the day, but after 72 straight hours on the road, the hallucinations kicked in.
“East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’
a’Jesus’ gonna do what they say can’t be done
He’s got a long way to go and a short time to get there
He’s east bound just watch ol’Jesus run”
“…and I drove as fast as I could from there and didn’t stop until I got back into town. But when I got out of the truck, there was a nail stuck in the door handle!“
awesome
“You just go ahead and take that nap. Of course I won’t let anything happen. Honest.“
Truckin With Jesus – a new series on Spike TV.
Jesus, take the wheel!
( I can’t believe no one’s posted THAT yet)
Breaker, breaker, I’m tweakin’ pretty bad here…
“Say hello to my little friend!”
“Jesus rides beside me.
He never buys
Any smokes.”
Anyone who knows this gets a free ‘like.’
OMG will anybody guess it? I can’t hardly wait to know.
Nice.
“Left turn, Christ”
B.J. and the Born Again Messiah. (Late 70’s reference there for you.)
Honk if you love Jesus.
….or see Jesus.
Holy Rollers Moving Co.
(Formerly Three Wise Men and a Truck)
“And when you saw one set of tire tracks in the road, it was then that I towed you.”
Is this a sequel to that Twilight Zone episode with William Shatner on a plane?
“…but when I drove back the next day to return his shroud, an old lady answered the door and told me he’d been dead for two thousand years!“
you would have to pay me a lot more then $3.99 to hang that in my house