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Ok MacCrocodile, I know you keep refreshing the page waiting for this.

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  1. jen,

    Sunday! Sunday! Sundaaaay! [cue the thunder]

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  2. Brian,

    …if you miss this you better be dead, or in jail – and if you’re in jail breeaakkk ouuuuuuttt!

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  3. Dave,

    “All right, J-man, two-out-of-three and you get Dick Cheney’s soul back.”

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  4. Dale,

    Alright. I win, you shave that fucking beard. You win, I’ll put on a shirt.

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  5. In Hell, Over the Top is the only movie available.

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  6. Jethro,

    “You are a worthy adversary, Kenny Loggins.”

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  7. Dale,

    Jesus, that’s one hell of a mullet.

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  8. Dale,

    Weird thing is, this is the semi-finals.

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  9. McGee,

    Why is Justin Long arm-wrestling one of the Koch brothers?

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  10. Cornjob,

    Gerard Depardieu VS 1980′s era Richard Marx… this time… IT’S PERSONAL!!!!

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  11. danno,

    While herding sheep through Wyoming Jesus and Satan shared an embrace where Jesus boldly admits ,”I wish I knew how to quit you…”

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  12. MacCrocodile,

    Jesus won, but having pinned Satan’s hand to the table, it required three Roman soldiers to pry their hands apart.

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  13. MacCrocodile,

    Even Armageddon wasn’t spared the budget cutbacks. They almost had to make it a thumb war, but OSHA decided to stay out of this one.

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  14. MacCrocodile,

    And of course I’ve been refreshing constantly waiting for the end of the world. What else would you have me do to kill time?

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  15. Dale,

    Guys, c’mon. It’s not Adam and Steve, for cryin’ out loud.

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  16. MacCrocodile,

    “Blood brothers forever.”
    “Forever, good buddy. Don’t tell my parents, though. I’m not supposed to hang out with you any more.”

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    • Venture Free,

      That thumbs down was mine, BTW. The result of reading the comments on my iPhone and then trying to hit a tiny little green dot that’s immediately next to a tiny little red dot. I know, I could have just zoomed in, but that takes like half a second, and who the hell has time for that?

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  17. Nowax,

    …and Jesus took Satan’s hand in his and said, “listen, I can give you a name of a great dermatologist who can help you with that skin thing.”

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  18. Britta,

    This ends tonight and/or today.

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  19. CRABS,

    Jesus arm-wrestling Satan.

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    • Dale,

      Well………….yes.

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    • MacCrocodile,

      Really? That’s what you see here? Listen, I’m not really qualified to treat your psychological issues, but I would strongly recommend seeing a psychologist.

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    • Mike K,

      Are you sure? I could have sworn it was Satan arm-wrestling Jesus.

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  20. Fazue,

    Man.. What’s pay-per-view going to charge for this one?

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  21. Fazue,

    Actually, doesn’t this look like bad video game box art?

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  22. Cyni-Crow,

    Jesus said: “Dude, grip onto my hand while I check out that infected molar of yours. You can squeeze when it hurts.”
    Dude: Yes I will but can you look at my keratosis too?

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  23. Cyni-Crow,

    Jesus: “Well, no wonder you’re too hot, fool, just look at your skin! You have the damned thermostat set too high. Hey, grab a hold, I’ll help pull you out of there. Jeeesh!

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  24. MacCrocodile,

    Jesus: [with a cliff in front of them and cops behind them]
    Jesus: OK, then listen; let’s not get caught.
    Satan: What’re you talkin’ about?
    Jesus: Let’s keep goin’!
    Satan: What d’you mean?
    Jesus: …Go.
    Jesus: [Jesus nods ahead of them]
    Satan: You sure?
    Jesus: Yeah.

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  25. Tanya,

    Really I just have to arm wrestle a meat sculpture??? Mitt we’re in like Flynn!

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  26. Mike K,

    How come in these things Satan always looks more Jewish and Jesus looks more like a Gentile?

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  27. “So I get Pat Buchanan and you get Christopher Hitchens” one of them said.
    You take “Ron Paul and I’ll take Michele Bachmann” said the other (or was it the same guy? Their voices are eerily similar) .
    “Palin?” A nod of the head showed that she was a foregone conclusion.

    They spat on their hands and sealed the deal.

    Neither commented on the steam that started to hiss out of the hole in the back of Jesus’s hand.

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  28. bob,

    OK, I win, I get to occupy heaven, you win, you get to occupy hell.

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  29. Ryno68,

    Jesus and Satan were so engrossed in their arm wrestling that they failed to see that Frodo had succeded in his mission to destroy the Ring in Mt. Doom.

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  30. Doug,

    Jesus…. Use the force.

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  31. Joe,

    Zeus v Hades IV

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  32. 1984,

    Get a room you two!

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  33. “put it there, pal”!

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