Caption This

Ok, for the blog’s birthday, the winner of today’s caption contest will be given a $25 Amazon gift certificate. The winner will be the person with the most thumbs ups by 11pm EST. Be sure to give a valid email address and put as many captions as you want.

Update:
5 hours left. Be sure to vote for the captions you like best.

Update 2:
And congrats to Giuliana for her winning entry with 42 votes:

Getting ready for a hot date with Mary Magdalene- are my scars noticeable?

Thanks to everyone for playing.