1. Ah, the old Dodge Jesus, a poor answer to the Ford Jehova. The one thing the Jesus did right, though, was that it starts with a standard ignition, operated with a key, whereas the Jehova starts with an I.

  2. All my friends know the holy low rider. The holy low rider is a little higher. Holy low rider drives a little slower. Holy low rider is a real goer. Holy low rider knows every street yeah! Holy low rider is the one to meet yeah! Holy low rider don’t use no gas now. Holy low rider don’t drive too fast. Take a little trip. Take a little trip. Take a little trip and see.

  3. C’mon you fools! The Jesus van is obviously pushing the broken-down tow-truck! Jesus ALWAYS cometh to the help the faithful!

    – Christian apologetic

  4. At 33 of age a crackpot commando was sent to heaven by a roman court for a crime he didn’t commit. This man promptly escaped the maximum security stockade to the Nazareth underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he tows you for a fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire… The J-Team.

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