1. I don’t know about you, but I spend 25 minutes reflecting upon the lint miraculously sprouting from my belly button. I mean, does the lint fairy pay me a visit in the middle of the night? Does the little alien guy living in my stomach have his dryer vented improperly?

    (I mean a Men In Black little alien guy, not an Alien little alien)

  2. For me, it’s more like:
    5 minutes: Think about my day
    5 minutes: Deep thoughts about whatever my mind wanders to
    15 minutes: Play bass for Rage Against The Machine
    2 minutes: Wash

  3. my brother even put a diving slate in his shower so he can record his deep thoughts about the universe because as we all know that turning off the water causes all the solutions to the deepest problems to vanish down the plughole

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