Jesus H. Christ, 1987, preparing to take down Mike Tyson. A lot of people questioned why the son of god only came back to when a boxing match, to which he replied “heaven got boring”.
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Did I really just type “when” instead of “win”? Clearly I need to go chug some coffee and wake the hell up.
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The champ was later disqualified when nails were found in his gloves.
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lol… wow
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HAAAAA! Chris should just call off this contest after the third comment.
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Hey, I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes! You are a genius!
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Apostle Matthew suggests in from the corner (Round 5, 39th second)
But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
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Jesus realized he needed to hang-up the gloves when he kept raising his opponents before the ref could finish the 10 count.
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But his coach had an idea:
“Hey, J.C., you hungry? That guy has some figs for you. Go up and ask him for one.”
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Can’t do better than @MacCrocodile’s “nail” caption.
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Bet this fight was at Caesar’s Palace.
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Render unto the house that which is the house’s…
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“Don’t worry about his jabs, but watch out for his wicked left cross”
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Doomsday fight card: Jesus vs. Muhammad.
Ali.
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In the LaFontaine style- “In a world where turning the other cheek just wasn’t enough, one man stood up to show that God can beat some ass. Fabio is Jesus H. Christ. “
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Is this the new Old Spice ad?
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Ted Nugent preparing to kill a BEAR with boxing gloves on this week’s “Spirit of the Wild”
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“Don King, why have you forsaken me!”
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“you didnt hear me fart did you?”
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“I must break you.”
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Great photoshoot Jesus, in the next one you’ll be wearing assless chaps.
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“Yeah, nice pose, Fabio! Why don’t you tie that hair back, actually put on the gloves, and spar a few rounds with Diego over here? Some of us actually have fights coming up!”
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And thou shalt glove the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might
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“Did you really think I’d let him hit a face this pretty?”
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King of Don Kings
“… And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuurious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.”
No, not Rocky. Most people just know me as “The Rock.”
He couldn’t be that great of a boxer. He’s already wearing a neck brace.
Actually, he has “MERCY” written on his gloves. That’s either badass, or some serious tough love.
Kurt Russell took some time out from filming “the Thing II” to spar a little.
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“I’ve been battering Satan around the ring all evening and now he’s going down.” Homo-erotic double entendres #23
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Risin’ up, back from the dead. Did his time, took his chances. Went the distance, now he’s back on his feet. Just a man and his will to survive. So many times, it happens too fast. He changed his passion for glory. Don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past. He must fight just to keep them alive… It’s the eye of the savior, it’s the cream of the fight. Risin’ up to the challenge of his rival. And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night. And he’s watchin’ us all in the eyeeeeeeeeeee of the savior.
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He’s a good kid and he’s got heart, but if he goes into that ring he’s just going to get crucified.
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In like a lion, out like a lamb.
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His guard is full of holes.
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And in this corner
With 47,000 miracles – 69 loses & 1 draw
Weighing in at 168 pounds
“Our Father of Perpetual Sadness”
“The Beat Down From Bethlehem”
“The Breaker of Bread”
JESUS “H” CHRIST!!!!!
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“Nobody F*cks with de Jesus”
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I’m going to pound the shit out of you because I love you.
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Pugilist of peace.
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Forgive them father for…my right hook!
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He will bite your ear off but heal it right after.
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Those aren’t for my hands; they’re for my cojones!
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80’s Jesus won’t be nailed to a cross again. This time he’ll put up a fight!
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Hey look, Fabio grew a beard – and he’s… into.. boxing… now?
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Is that Kip Winger?
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“Jesus, In the 4th, you go down.” — Marsalis Wallace
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I don’t have a caption, but DAMN does that look like my boyfriend (only more buff)!!! He’s told me lots of people say he looks like Jesus… this pretty much confirms it!!
Float like a butterfly, part like the sea…
Jesus H. Christ, 1987, preparing to take down Mike Tyson. A lot of people questioned why the son of god only came back to when a boxing match, to which he replied “heaven got boring”.
Did I really just type “when” instead of “win”? Clearly I need to go chug some coffee and wake the hell up.
The champ was later disqualified when nails were found in his gloves.
lol… wow
HAAAAA! Chris should just call off this contest after the third comment.
Hey, I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes! You are a genius!
Apostle Matthew suggests in from the corner (Round 5, 39th second)
But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
Jesus realized he needed to hang-up the gloves when he kept raising his opponents before the ref could finish the 10 count.
But his coach had an idea:
“Hey, J.C., you hungry? That guy has some figs for you. Go up and ask him for one.”
Can’t do better than @MacCrocodile’s “nail” caption.
Bet this fight was at Caesar’s Palace.
Render unto the house that which is the house’s…
“Don’t worry about his jabs, but watch out for his wicked left cross”
Doomsday fight card: Jesus vs. Muhammad.
Ali.
In the LaFontaine style- “In a world where turning the other cheek just wasn’t enough, one man stood up to show that God can beat some ass. Fabio is Jesus H. Christ. “
Is this the new Old Spice ad?
Ted Nugent preparing to kill a BEAR with boxing gloves on this week’s “Spirit of the Wild”
“Don King, why have you forsaken me!”
“you didnt hear me fart did you?”
“I must break you.”
Great photoshoot Jesus, in the next one you’ll be wearing assless chaps.
“Yeah, nice pose, Fabio! Why don’t you tie that hair back, actually put on the gloves, and spar a few rounds with Diego over here? Some of us actually have fights coming up!”
And thou shalt glove the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might
“Did you really think I’d let him hit a face this pretty?”
King of Don Kings
“… And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuurious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.”
No, not Rocky. Most people just know me as “The Rock.”
He couldn’t be that great of a boxer. He’s already wearing a neck brace.
Actually, he has “MERCY” written on his gloves. That’s either badass, or some serious tough love.
Kurt Russell took some time out from filming “the Thing II” to spar a little.
“I’ve been battering Satan around the ring all evening and now he’s going down.” Homo-erotic double entendres #23
Risin’ up, back from the dead. Did his time, took his chances. Went the distance, now he’s back on his feet. Just a man and his will to survive. So many times, it happens too fast. He changed his passion for glory. Don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past. He must fight just to keep them alive… It’s the eye of the savior, it’s the cream of the fight. Risin’ up to the challenge of his rival. And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night. And he’s watchin’ us all in the eyeeeeeeeeeee of the savior.
He’s a good kid and he’s got heart, but if he goes into that ring he’s just going to get crucified.
In like a lion, out like a lamb.
His guard is full of holes.
And in this corner
With 47,000 miracles – 69 loses & 1 draw
Weighing in at 168 pounds
“Our Father of Perpetual Sadness”
“The Beat Down From Bethlehem”
“The Breaker of Bread”
JESUS “H” CHRIST!!!!!
“Nobody F*cks with de Jesus”
I’m going to pound the shit out of you because I love you.
Pugilist of peace.
Forgive them father for…my right hook!
He will bite your ear off but heal it right after.
Those aren’t for my hands; they’re for my cojones!
80’s Jesus won’t be nailed to a cross again. This time he’ll put up a fight!
Hey look, Fabio grew a beard – and he’s… into.. boxing… now?
Is that Kip Winger?
“Jesus, In the 4th, you go down.” — Marsalis Wallace
I don’t have a caption, but DAMN does that look like my boyfriend (only more buff)!!! He’s told me lots of people say he looks like Jesus… this pretty much confirms it!!