1. Jesus H. Christ, 1987, preparing to take down Mike Tyson. A lot of people questioned why the son of god only came back to when a boxing match, to which he replied “heaven got boring”.

  2. Apostle Matthew suggests in from the corner (Round 5, 39th second)

    But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

  3. In the LaFontaine style- “In a world where turning the other cheek just wasn’t enough, one man stood up to show that God can beat some ass. Fabio is Jesus H. Christ. “

  4. “Yeah, nice pose, Fabio! Why don’t you tie that hair back, actually put on the gloves, and spar a few rounds with Diego over here? Some of us actually have fights coming up!”

  5. King of Don Kings
    “… And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuurious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.”

    No, not Rocky. Most people just know me as “The Rock.”

    He couldn’t be that great of a boxer. He’s already wearing a neck brace.

    Actually, he has “MERCY” written on his gloves. That’s either badass, or some serious tough love.

    Kurt Russell took some time out from filming “the Thing II” to spar a little.

  6. Risin’ up, back from the dead. Did his time, took his chances. Went the distance, now he’s back on his feet. Just a man and his will to survive. So many times, it happens too fast. He changed his passion for glory. Don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past. He must fight just to keep them alive… It’s the eye of the savior, it’s the cream of the fight. Risin’ up to the challenge of his rival. And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night. And he’s watchin’ us all in the eyeeeeeeeeeee of the savior.

  7. And in this corner
    With 47,000 miracles – 69 loses & 1 draw
    Weighing in at 168 pounds
    “Our Father of Perpetual Sadness”
    “The Beat Down From Bethlehem”
    “The Breaker of Bread”
    JESUS “H” CHRIST!!!!!

  8. I don’t have a caption, but DAMN does that look like my boyfriend (only more buff)!!! He’s told me lots of people say he looks like Jesus… this pretty much confirms it!!

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