1. Alfred Pennyworth: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

  2. Galactus was sure his Jesus costume would be just the thing he needed to trick the Fantastic Four into ignoring him as he devoured the earth.

  3. Can’t breathe……. no air…..passing out…..

    (my first instinct was a disturbance in the force joke, but clearly that motif has been addressed)

  4. And thou shalt come nekkid and dehydrated unto me, and build Steampunk monstrosities. And thy festivities shall be known as “Burning Man”, dude.

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