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Actor Steven Seagal Sued for Driving Tank into Arizona Home, Killing Puppy.

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  1. Fink,

    Poor bastard. Look at him; he’s become just a bloated corpse of his former self.

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  2. ben,

    He was actually just redirecting the puppies’ own momentum and force against them.

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  3. Mike K,

    It’s not totally his fault. I heard Michael Vick was riding shotgun.

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  4. Mike,

    I was totally expecting an Onion link.

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  5. Ah, under the auspices of career ratfucker Sheriff Joe Arpaio. What a shock. No, this is a standard response for Arpaio, who once dispatched a SWAT team, complete with armored personnel carrier, to serve a warrant in 2004. The family dog was killed then, too.

    They also burned down the house.

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  6. Tyr,

    Man I hope he had “flight of the valkyries” blasting at full volume while he did this.

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