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  1. Yeah, but apparently, he thinks “god” really wants him to wear that hat,too so….I find it easy not to take him so seriously.

    Signed,

    Epsteins Mother

  2. I’m racking my brain trying to think of any topic, anything really, on which I would value this man’s opinion. I coming up blank.

  3. I thought San Fransisco is the homosexual mecca… (During World War II, the United States armed forces “sought out and dishonorably discharged” homosexuals. Many men who were expelled for being gay were processed at San Francisco bases)

    First there was the 5.3 earthquake in Colorado, then the 5.8 in Virginia, followed by a 3.6 in San Fransisco. Thus proving that a higher proportion of gays results in a lower earthquake danger! (well unless the CIA has more fairies than the SF Bay area…)

    Also heard: “The collective eye-rolling of everyone in California is probably moving the earth more than the east coast earthquake.”

    1. Since the quake his VA, where gay marriage is illegal it seems to me that God really is pissed at them for NOT being gay friendly.

  4. I’m also a fundamentalist. I believe earthquakes are caused by homophobic rabbis.

    And priests, pastors and imams, lest we forget those.

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