1. My thoughts exactly. For me, it was a kid in middle school running for class president, “I’ll make teachers assign less homework!” Ideas above your station, man. Ideas above your station.

  1. Well, she could go the complete opposite of her proposal of releasing restrictions, and instead nationalize the US energy market, thus allowing the government to dictate domestic prices…

  2. According to the nice analyst lady the only way gas goes below $2 a gallon is for there to be a global recession.
    So…..Michelle Bachmann is basically promising to instigate a global recession.

    or make the gallon smaller.

  3. Wow, she skipped right over “Il Principe” and went straight to the Roman Emperor playbook. American politics is devolving at an amazing pace. She should have stuck with Machiavelli though, then she would’ve found this advice :

    “If a prince is overly generous to his subjects, Machiavelli asserts he will not be appreciated, and will only cause greed for more. Additionally, being overly generous is not economical, because eventually all resources will be exhausted. This results in higher taxes, and will bring grief upon the prince. Then, if he decides to discontinue or limit his generosity, he will be labeled as a miser.”

    Doesn’t THAT just sum up the last few decades ?

  4. I think it’s a genuine mistake on her part, but flatulence is not measured by the gallon. And if she wants to charge two bucks a unit for her gas, she’d better put a stop to the chronic oversupply…

  5. Good thing I learned how to make popcorn from scratch, because I am gunna be going through a lot of it this election cycle, and I’m counting my pennies.

  6. Rollback the environmental protections, drill baby drill. Don’t worry, Jesus will be back soon to fix it all up – youbetcha!

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