• FlamingAtheist

    Performance Art – Piece # 427C by Carroll Shelby

  • Danno

    If you listen very carefully you can hear his downstairs neighbor hitting the ceiling with the end of his broom handle.

    • TroyFL

      To paraphrase Mitch Hedburg I would answer “Go around! I cannot open the floor!”. R.I.P. Mitch

  • Mike K

    The alternate ending to Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

  • Ninabi

    Guy clearly doesn’t give a fuck about exhaust fumes, either.

    How’d he get the car in there?

  • incredulous

    Aaaaaand damage deposit is covered.

  • Brian

    Isn’t this the point of NASCAR?
    without the crash…

  • Piri

    best. post. title. ever.