1. My cat Gromit does that to me EVERY SINGLE STINKING DAY OF THE WEEK!!!! He’s a cat that needs to be fed bi-hourly, apparently. “Oh good, you’re awakw bi-ped. Feed me! NOW!!!!!”

  2. Chris, one day I’m going to go to Africa, and, because of the wrong impression I’m getting from all these lion/tiger videos, I’m not going to come back with all of my limbs.

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