Target Field Guard Scolded Lesbian Twins Fans for Kissing

The security guard is a 10 commandment enthusiast:

?Taylor Campione and Kelsi Culpepper — two lesbian women from Minneapolis — were recently scolded by a Target Field security guard for what they call a “brief kiss.”

After seeing the quick peck on the lips, the guard told the women that “we don’t play grab ass here” and that they must “adhere to the 10 Commandments” while at the stadium.

“That ruined our entire evening,” says Campione. “We were super upset, we felt super uncomfortable.”

The security guard has since been reprimanded, but continues to work at the stadium, says Kevin Smith, a spokesman for the Twins.

Where to begin on this one? Which 10 Commandment says ‘Thou shalt not kiss and/or lesbianize?’ If the team steals a base does the security guard jump on the field screaming ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’. Why does this bigot still have a job where he has authority over people when it’s painfully obvious he doesn’t have the mental capacity? Was I the only person who didn’t know that the Twins were a sporting club and thought that the lesbians were sisters at first?