After all, it is soooo much more likely that a space ghost rearranged the woman’s DNA than a lab tech or somebody else in the chain of custody of the DNA got the sample(s) mixed up.
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Actually, it’s even more likely that he made that shit up.
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So being born again will help you get out of jail? No wonder so many convicts find religion when they’re behind bars.
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The fact that a person with this sort of background is actually saying “DNA” struck me as a sort of victory for science and rationalism
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What if you have athiest DNA?
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that would be a one-way ticket to HELL!
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Good. I’d hate to be separated from my friends.
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If he’d a chicked ma BNA he’d find that Satan had kept mine ex-ACTLY the same. Such are the evils of science.
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Shit, we have to get Christianity on WHO’s list of potential carcinogens right away! People need to know about this health threat.
tl;dw
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The change is in the KoolAid
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What’s up with all these hicks and evangelical Christianity?
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Hey, y’all, don’t you know that that science stuff is something to believe in or not believe in? For instance, evolution and climate change. You just can’t believe in them, but you shore kin believe in changing DNA.
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I used to hear crazy stuff like this in church all the time. ‘Somebody once walked on water, virgins can give birth, snakes talk sometimes, some guy lived to be 969, water into wine, blah blah blah blah blah.’ It was some pretty insane shit.
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It’s not as if this is, y’know, a troubling indicator of the poor standards employed in preservation of DNA evidence or anything.
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I’ll be impressed when he whips out the word “nucleotides.” Until then, I’ll assume he fell asleep watching CSI and dreamed this up.
After all, it is soooo much more likely that a space ghost rearranged the woman’s DNA than a lab tech or somebody else in the chain of custody of the DNA got the sample(s) mixed up.
Actually, it’s even more likely that he made that shit up.
So being born again will help you get out of jail? No wonder so many convicts find religion when they’re behind bars.
The fact that a person with this sort of background is actually saying “DNA” struck me as a sort of victory for science and rationalism
What if you have athiest DNA?
that would be a one-way ticket to HELL!
Good. I’d hate to be separated from my friends.
?_?
If he’d a chicked ma BNA he’d find that Satan had kept mine ex-ACTLY the same. Such are the evils of science.
Shit, we have to get Christianity on WHO’s list of potential carcinogens right away! People need to know about this health threat.
tl;dw
The change is in the KoolAid
What’s up with all these hicks and evangelical Christianity?
Hey, y’all, don’t you know that that science stuff is something to believe in or not believe in? For instance, evolution and climate change. You just can’t believe in them, but you shore kin believe in changing DNA.
I used to hear crazy stuff like this in church all the time. ‘Somebody once walked on water, virgins can give birth, snakes talk sometimes, some guy lived to be 969, water into wine, blah blah blah blah blah.’ It was some pretty insane shit.
?_?
It’s not as if this is, y’know, a troubling indicator of the poor standards employed in preservation of DNA evidence or anything.
I’ll be impressed when he whips out the word “nucleotides.” Until then, I’ll assume he fell asleep watching CSI and dreamed this up.