Herman Cain’s Plan For Securing The Border: Build The Great Wall Of China, Fill A Moat With Alligators

From Think Progress:

CAIN: I just got back from China. Ever heard of the Great Wall of China? It looks pretty sturdy. And that sucker is real high. I think we can build one if we want to! We have put a man on the moon, we can build a fence! Now, my fence might be part Great Wall and part electrical technology…It will be a twenty foot wall, barbed wire, electrified on the top, and on this side of the fence, I’ll have that moat that President Obama talked about. And I would put those alligators in that moat!


  1. Ever heard of the Maginot Line? It looks pretty sturdy! And that sucker is real thick. I think we can build one if we want to!

    This brings up the eternal questions for the modern Republican party: Is he really that stupid or does he just hope the voters are?

  2. Of course, the Great Wall Of China was never successful since China’s been invaded and taken over by the barbarians countless times since it was built.

  3. We can only hope that he intends to be a ‘hands-on’ fearless leader and go catch the gators himself.

    Is there a concept for a reality show somewhere there?

  4. The Mexicans are always whining about guns coming across the border from the US. I would suggest that if the Mexicans don’t like it they should build a wall to keep the guns out.

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