Sometimes a spammer refers to me saying “Dear Cynical.” Or “Dear cc”. This one is new:
Hi Lillian Hellman,
I just wanted to drop you a line about my most recent article. It’s the 5 Best [ed. does it matter?]:
http://www.ispamyouhard.com
Hope you like it and might share it with your readers/followers.
Have a great day,
Kristen
Maybe she was honestly trying to get in touch with Lillian Hellman and she’s just horribly, horribly stupid.
I didn’t know your real name was Lillian! I’m Lillian, and so’s my wife!
God hates lesbians.
He seems okay with incestuous clone relationships though.
That’s just precious.
Since things are pretty loose and informal around here, is it okay if we just call you “Lily?”
Mrs. Hellman to you.
Please tell me that you’re not the one who makes the mayonnaise!
Do you make mayo?
Wanna find out? *eyebrow waggle*
ewww
Because I work contract & can’t afford to piss anyone off I use a nom de blog that is tied to a yahoo account that has an obviously fake name on it. It is hilarious to get a call from some moron looking for Frank Furter.
So Ms Hellman, enjoy!
That email is funny on so many levels.
“ispamyouhard”, lol