Get Cynical

(via Joe My God)

Man has 152 Facebook Friends tattooed onto his arm. I remind myself to invest all of my money into the tattoo removal industry.

(via Buzzfeed)

Would you want to know the exact day you’re going to die?

I’ll pass on that. I’d spend too much time worrying about it.

(via Have You Seen This)

No lawsuits in Russia?

(via Poor Mojo)