It’s my birthday today. I’m 37. I bought myself 150lbs of cow manure as a birthday present. I’m off to work in the garden. I’ll see you next week.
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It’s my birthday today. I’m 37. I bought myself 150lbs of cow manure as a birthday present. I’m off to work in the garden. I’ll see you next week.
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Happy Birthday Chris.
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!!! – Enjoy the mudpie!!
Happy birthday! You should pile the manure up and pull your sunglasses off like Jeff Goldblum.
Chris! Happy Birthday. As per this link, I hope all your “friends” wish you happy birthday..
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3fdaeeb860/a-birthday-response
Happy Birthday! Enjoy the manure! You should start composting, you will really enjoy watching it break down and transform. You’ll start doing things people will find odd, like picking through your garbage for choice compost bits, and burying eggs in the heap to test its temperature. Good times.
Don’t eat it all at once or you’ll give yourself a stomach ache. HBD
Don’t get grossed out if you find a hair in it.
lol! Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday! 🙂
Although it looks like your birthday this year is gonna be a shitty one…
Happy birthday, happy gardening! You got a defection from the church and defecation from a cow. Sounds like a banner weekend at the Cole residence.
Happy Birthday! Like Onan, I hope you get to spread your seed in the good Earth as much as you desire. Heck, spread it anywhere you want.
Nothing says ‘Happy Birthday’ like seventy kilos of cowshit.
Happy Birthday, Chris! Have fun in the garden!
Wait, so you’re a Nixon child? Rough.
Course, I’m Carter.
Always thought we should have some kind of Chinese year like thing for what Presidential term you were born during.
Well, enjoy the Garden. But grow only food. Veggies are useful in the tribulation. Flowers get raptured I bet.
Happy Birthday! Thank you for this blog!
Happy birthday! Have fun spreading your B.S.
Happy Birthday Chris!
Mine was last week and I hope yours is as good as mine was!
well that’s a shitty present to yourself….oh well, Happy Birthday anyway 🙂
WHATEVER YOU DO… DO NOT PUT IT ON A BBQ SMOKER!!! Oh, and Happy Birthday. Ah, to be 37 again… and that was only a few years ago. Sweet Mother of the FSM, I’m old. My Godson in France just had a kid!
Happy birthday! Keep on shitting!
Happy birthday, Chris! Now you’re one year closer to death!
Happy Birthday and happy gardening!
http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif
Happy Birthday, Chris, and thanks for blogging! But I’m actually struggling to understand why a guy nearing the forties celebrate his anniversary stuck on a pile of
Happy birthday!
Hey! Happy birthday to you too! My favorite website person shares my birth date! Nice!
Everyone’s already got in ahead of me with the shit jokes, bout all I can do is wish you Manure Happy Returns of the Day.
Happy bday chris & cyni-crow!
hau’oli la hanau (happy birthday)
have fun with your shit dude!
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Happy birthday Chris.
Hoppy birdee to u, let the BS sit for a week or two, mixed in the soil, before you plant (way too acid fresh)
Happy Birthday!
Happy B-day, Chris. I’m turning 37 myself next week.
Happy Birthday Chris!! Look forward to hearing about your first harvest and what you cook with it!
Don’t forget to grow psychedelic mushrooms on your b-day present.
Happy Birthday! May the ladder of matter grow fatter and feed the need to proceed!
Zeke the Sheik has some great insights:
http://youtu.be/UWk6wdCf51s
i and others with me sure enjoy the seeds you leave at this page
may the fruits of your manual labour be just as fine
Warmest wishes, may the weeds seldom grow
Hope you had a great birthday!