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Rachel Ray’s recipe for Lemon Sorbet:

BRILLIANT!

(via Food Network Humor)

Not headed toward a happy ending:

When we last heard about the homeless man with the golden voice, TED WILLIAMS was experiencing a roller coaster ride. WILLIAMS had signed a deal to star a new show called “Second Chances at Life.” The show was to document his struggles with alcohol abuse and life on the streets (NET NEWS 2/25). But it wasn’t all good news for WILLIAMS, as KRAFT didn’t bring him back, and his TV ads were pulled, and the CLEVELAND CAVALIERS’ job offer was pulled.

Now, EONLINE reports WILLIAMS is returning to rehab yet again.”WILLIAMS’ manager tells E! NEWS that his decision to head back to rehab is not due to a drug relapse. He claims the problems are all ‘emotional.’” His manager AL BATTLE told E that after a joint decision between WILLIAMS and himself, they’ve decided to send him back to ORIGINS IN TEXAS, to commit to a 90-day program.”

(From Buzzfeed)

More religious nonsense:

It is the image that has come to define a pivotal point in history, capturing the moment the deadly raid on Osama Bin Laden’s lair was watched in awe by the White House elite.

But it appears for one U.S. newspaper, a couple of the people sat with President Barack Obama in the Situation Room that day were not quite elite enough.

Brooklyn-based Hasidic newspaper Der Zeitung printed a story this week with a subtly manipulated version of the historic image – all the men in the photograph remain untouched but the two women in the picture have been Photoshopped out.
It is thought the newspaper, which is written in Yiddish and serves a small part of the area’s ultra-orthodox Jewish community, removed the women because of religious issues regarding female modesty.

While Mrs Clinton is dressed in the picture in a full jacket, wearing a top beneath that covers her almost right up to her neck, the newspaper never intentionally prints any images of women at all in case they could be considered sexually suggestive.

(via J-Walk)