1. I wanted to walk down the aisle to this, but my husband said no. Honestly. How I ended up with that man is a good question. I love him, but he just doesn’t get my obsession with Star Wars and Star Trek.

  2. The Star Wars version improves matters greatly.

    I watched the original coverage of the royal wedding and was greatly disappointed Mr. Bean did not officiate.

    1. That’s funny, because as I watched the first hour (3AM – 4AM local time) I kept hoping to spot Rowan Atkinson in attendance. He was invited along with Elton John and the Beckhams. One can only hope for some Bean-esque behavior at a royal function: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JizFAhEpiEc

      Here’s Atkinson’s version of a wedding (though not as Bean) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm0XqDm8Uh0

      *Disclaimer* I watched the royal wedding for the same reason people watch NASCAR: I wanted to see an accident. It was fairly disappointing, the only thing I noticed was the black stallion that bolted from the procession between WA and BP.

  3. I feel good that I didn’t even know who was the dude getting married only until the bride was there. “Is is the dude in red or the dude in black?”
    The Queen breathing was great.

  4. I’m too beat to be cynical today about the silliness of the royal wedding, so I’ll just say – after a crappy suck-hole marathon of a day – thanks for posting, because it’s the first laugh I’ve had.

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