• outeast

    Doesn’t this put them on the wrong side?

    • Angry Sam

      Yeah, needs more Imperial March.

  • elflocko

    The priest should have been whipping a light saber about and lopped off their heads…

  • Amy

    I wanted to walk down the aisle to this, but my husband said no. Honestly. How I ended up with that man is a good question. I love him, but he just doesn’t get my obsession with Star Wars and Star Trek.

  • Amy

    This is the music that plays as Luke, Han and Chewbacca process through the hall to Leia and receive their medals.

    • outeast

      Yeah, but it shoulda been the Imperial March.

  • Amy

    Hmm…now that I think of it…maybe my husband was scared I’d bellow like Chewie as I walked down the aisle.

  • Paul Hickey

    The Queen as Darth Vader sold it!

  • Mike K

    He went to Jared!

  • Ninabi

    The Star Wars version improves matters greatly.

    I watched the original coverage of the royal wedding and was greatly disappointed Mr. Bean did not officiate.

    • Rampage_Rick

      That’s funny, because as I watched the first hour (3AM – 4AM local time) I kept hoping to spot Rowan Atkinson in attendance. He was invited along with Elton John and the Beckhams. One can only hope for some Bean-esque behavior at a royal function: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JizFAhEpiEc

      Here’s Atkinson’s version of a wedding (though not as Bean) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm0XqDm8Uh0

      *Disclaimer* I watched the royal wedding for the same reason people watch NASCAR: I wanted to see an accident. It was fairly disappointing, the only thing I noticed was the black stallion that bolted from the procession between WA and BP.

    • Angry Sam

      Baldrick didn’t wake him in time.

  • DreamDevil

    Fuck royalty.

    • Rampage_Rick

      I would if I could, but now that Kate qualifies she’s also unavailable…

  • I feel good that I didn’t even know who was the dude getting married only until the bride was there. “Is is the dude in red or the dude in black?”
    The Queen breathing was great.

  • danno

    I’m too beat to be cynical today about the silliness of the royal wedding, so I’ll just say – after a crappy suck-hole marathon of a day – thanks for posting, because it’s the first laugh I’ve had.