Paula Deen’s Krispy Kreme Donut Bread Pudding

Paula Deen’s War on Arteries continues unabated:

1 (14-ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
2 (4 1/2-ounce) cans fruit cocktail, with their juice
2 eggs, beaten
1 (9-ounce) box raisins
Pinch salt
1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
24 donuts, cut into cubes (recommended: Krispy Kreme)
Butter Rum Sauce, recipe follows

If there was only some way to add an extra pound of sugar to this… OH wait:

Butter Rum Sauce:

1 stick butter
1 (1-pound) box confectioners’ sugar
Dark rum

Related: Douche extraordinaire, Guy Fieri, puts down a coronary inducing 3lb burger long enough to urge healthy eating for children.


  1. And don’t forget “Man vs Food”- I cannot watch. It’s too gross to watch somebody stuff volumes of foodstuffs in their face just because there is a camera recording it all just to see if he can shovel it all in before time’s up.

    I love food and cooking- but these sorts of shows destroy my appetite.

  2. Just thinking about it makes my head, teeth, and stomach hurt. Please, post some food-wishes recipe to set things right!

  3. Why does everybody(and I mean EVERYBODY) hate Guy Fieri? I hate him, too, but there’s no rationale behind it. Is he just biologically unlikable?

    1. Oh God, we are laughing til we cry. Damned funny comments on the mere mixing of canned peas with a stick of butter.

      “So, I peed all over a half a stick of butter (had to pee twice for the 29 ounces like you said, melted everything, and with all that butter, YUM! Who the hell cares?”

  4. I wouldn’t eat something Paula Deal cooked if it was served on Kristin Kreuk’s naked body. And to quote Harold and Kumar, “The things I would eat out of her ass…you have no idea”.

    1. Kristin Kreuk is from Vancouver eh? All the good ones are Canadian…

      Pamala Anderson
      Kristin Booth
      Neve Campbell
      Sarah Chalke
      Emmanuelle Chriqui
      Amanda Crew
      Elisha Cuthbert
      Evangeline Lilly
      Carrie-Anne Moss
      Sandra Oh
      Ellen Page
      Anna Paquin
      …and Jennifer Tilly, to name a few

      Of course none of that makes up for Justin Bieber

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