Paula Deen’s War on Arteries continues unabated:
1 (14-ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
2 (4 1/2-ounce) cans fruit cocktail, with their juice
2 eggs, beaten
1 (9-ounce) box raisins
Pinch salt
1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
24 donuts, cut into cubes (recommended: Krispy Kreme)
Butter Rum Sauce, recipe follows
If there was only some way to add an extra pound of sugar to this… OH wait:
Butter Rum Sauce:
1 stick butter
1 (1-pound) box confectioners’ sugar
Dark rum
Related: Douche extraordinaire, Guy Fieri, puts down a coronary inducing 3lb burger long enough to urge healthy eating for children.
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15 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.And don’t forget “Man vs Food”- I cannot watch. It’s too gross to watch somebody stuff volumes of foodstuffs in their face just because there is a camera recording it all just to see if he can shovel it all in before time’s up.
I love food and cooking- but these sorts of shows destroy my appetite.
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I worked on a video-recipe for a similar Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding (with Espresso-based whipped cream). I ate a single bite and almost went into diabetic shock.
It was amazing.
http://www.goodbite.com/made-easy-desserts/krispy-kreme-bread-pudding-with-espresso-whipped-cream
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Just thinking about it makes my head, teeth, and stomach hurt. Please, post some food-wishes recipe to set things right!
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When Paula Deen dies she will be delicious spread on toast.
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Why does everybody(and I mean EVERYBODY) hate Guy Fieri? I hate him, too, but there’s no rationale behind it. Is he just biologically unlikable?
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The hair….the beard….the voice….the hair….the pasty complexion….the smug attitude….the hair….
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Geez, I like him. Very enthusiastic.
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Mmmm rum. Hold everything else. Rum.
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Haha – this is what you get for watching fucking TV. I would know none of this otherwise.
Now for one of Paula’s most difficult recipes. *Read the comments*
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/english-peas-recipe/index.html
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Oh God, we are laughing til we cry. Damned funny comments on the mere mixing of canned peas with a stick of butter.
“So, I peed all over a half a stick of butter (had to pee twice for the 29 ounces like you said, melted everything, and with all that butter, YUM! Who the hell cares?”
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I wouldn’t eat something Paula Deal cooked if it was served on Kristin Kreuk’s naked body. And to quote Harold and Kumar, “The things I would eat out of her ass…you have no idea”.
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I meant Deen. And I say that because I find her extremely annoying.
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Kristin Kreuk is from Vancouver eh? All the good ones are Canadian…
Pamala Anderson
Kristin Booth
Neve Campbell
Sarah Chalke
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Amanda Crew
Elisha Cuthbert
Evangeline Lilly
Carrie-Anne Moss
Sandra Oh
Ellen Page
Anna Paquin
…and Jennifer Tilly, to name a few
Of course none of that makes up for Justin Bieber
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This is the same list of terrible actresses from Canada.
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But remember…no more than a PINCH of salt…
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