1. Ummm, last I checked every rendition of the big j that I have seen had him with long hair, and in our society only women wear long hair, so the big j must have been… A WOMAN!!! Not only that, but a woman who was either a master with makeup and applying fake mustaches and beards, or on loan from Barnum and Bailey’s “Bearded Lady” exhibition.

    On a side note – he mentions that being a “homo” is not the problem, just being effeminate. So, this guy must not have issues with butch lesbians…

  2. I’ve met a lot of guys who weren’t homos but they were effeminate.” — Pastor Steve “Butch” Anderson

    I bet he has, I bet he has.

    I have a rule of thumb for such clerics and have never known it to fail: Set your watch and sit back, and pretty soon they will be found sprawling lustily on the floor of the men’s room.” — Christopher Hitchens

  3. I’d love it if someone secretly slipped him female hormone therapy in his breakfast every morning. His voice changes, his beard refuses to grow and he starts to develop boobs. Now that would be a great practical joke.

  4. My greater issue with this kind of rhetoric (like using the word “sissy”), is that it has so many negative things to say about being a woman. If embracing “female” traits is bad, then those behaviors/emotions must be bad; and since, as a female, I’m the embodiment of those traits, I must be inherently bad. So please, Mr. Church Man, please go on to create another generation of women who hate on themselves for being themselves, and continue to teach them (as I’m sure you do) that it’s their job to be the obedient servants of the men in their lives.

  5. Speaking of “sissies”, who wants to bet that we could make the good pastor cry with a few purple nurples and wedgies?

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