I don’t know a lot about vaginas, but she might want to have that looked at by a doctor. I’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be that color, nor that high up her back.
Looks gangrenous.
On a related note, don’t ever, ever ever ever search “gangrene” on Google images. Like 5 of the pictures on the first page are of gangrenous ballsacks.
(For those of you who are curious, I was Googling gangrene because I’m painting a zombie in Photoshop and I wanted to make it at least sort of realistic)
It really is funny the things one will google. I’ll tell someone about something I was looking up, and just recieve blank stares or the ever popular “WHY the HELL were you looking THAT up?”. Then I have to explain the series of events that lead up to my current google search. It can be verrry tiring.
I know, right? Right now my Google history contains:
ascii square. kiwi. raichu. helvetica (Try Googling this. You’ll be dismayed). the love song of j alfred prufrock. boodil, my dog. telemakos. advicer [sic] dog. carl sagan. graves disease.
And those are just the first ones…
A guy’s been drinking all night at the bar and it’s slim pickin’s as far as the babes go. Just at last call the frustrated man approaches the only woman there; an elderly woman, at least in he 80′s.
She is flattered and agreeable and goes back to his place with him. She climbs into his bed and takes off her clothes.
“Please be gentle with me, I have acute angina” the old woman says.
The man looks back at her “That’s good to hear, ’cause your tits are a mess.”
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29 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.So why did she get a tattoo of the Dodge Ram logo of floating above a blue onion?
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Chris,
Totally offtopic. Are going to see big lebowski at the brattle tonight at 9?
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Oops. Just saw this now.
Nah. When the whistle blows I head for ze hills.
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At least everything is spelled correctly.
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So that’s what one looks like.
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I don’t know a lot about vaginas, but she might want to have that looked at by a doctor. I’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be that color, nor that high up her back.
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Congrats. That cause coffee to spray from my mouth all over my keyboard.
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Yup – you DO NOT want to google “blue waffle” she has a very serious infection!
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Could you please cue up the facepalm now.
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Wow… this is… wow…
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Looks gangrenous.
On a related note, don’t ever, ever ever ever search “gangrene” on Google images. Like 5 of the pictures on the first page are of gangrenous ballsacks.
(For those of you who are curious, I was Googling gangrene because I’m painting a zombie in Photoshop and I wanted to make it at least sort of realistic)
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It really is funny the things one will google. I’ll tell someone about something I was looking up, and just recieve blank stares or the ever popular “WHY the HELL were you looking THAT up?”. Then I have to explain the series of events that lead up to my current google search. It can be verrry tiring.
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I know, right? Right now my Google history contains:
ascii square. kiwi. raichu. helvetica (Try Googling this. You’ll be dismayed). the love song of j alfred prufrock. boodil, my dog. telemakos. advicer [sic] dog. carl sagan. graves disease.
And those are just the first ones…
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How’s that going to look when she’s older? Probably worse than any other tattoo anyone’s ever remarked upon.
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She might have to start shaving her back.
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That reminds me
A guy’s been drinking all night at the bar and it’s slim pickin’s as far as the babes go. Just at last call the frustrated man approaches the only woman there; an elderly woman, at least in he 80′s.
She is flattered and agreeable and goes back to his place with him. She climbs into his bed and takes off her clothes.
“Please be gentle with me, I have acute angina” the old woman says.
The man looks back at her “That’s good to hear, ’cause your tits are a mess.”
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I’m guessing her boyfriend’s back-tattoo says something about a handsome penis.
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http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/tag/detachable-penis/
Many are excellent
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Well, all poor tattoo decision comments aside, it’s nice to see a woman who is both comfortable with her body and openly expressive about it.
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Isn’t that top one the insect from the Orkin commercials?
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Is that a Na’vi vajayjay?
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I don’t see any ponytails…
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Well that’s the only vagina I’ve seen that came with flowers.
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She must not be getting a lot of action if there’s weeds growing in her reproductive tract.
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My sister is a midwife, and she assures me that this does not represent a healthy vagina, uterus, or ovaries.
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This link is to a tale of similar ilk, and the $0.99 and 1 hour will be worth the 58 minutes of your life.
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/282/diy
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OOps…meant to post that under the to other link. Sorry Chris. (But that is some crazy ink.)
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Maybe it’s been too long, but I think it’s in the wrong place.
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Odd to see a girl with that much reproductive system pride use vagina over the more exact vulva.
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