From NOLA.com:
The Rev. Grant Storms, the Christian fundamentalist known for his bullhorn protests of the Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested on a charge of masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.
Storms, 53, of 2304 Green Acres Road in Metairie, was taken into custody at Lafreniere Park after two women reported seeing him masturbating in the driver’s seat of his van, which was parked near the carousel and playground, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office report said.
The first woman told deputies she was taking her children to the playground and parked next to the van at about noon. As she was walking around her own vehicle, she noticed the van windows were down and the occupant was “looking at the playground area that contained children playing, with his zipper down…,” the report said. The woman noted that he was masturbating and quickly ushered her children out of her car.
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11 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.How come the people who are overly concerned about other people’s morals usually turn out to have some weird kink themselves?
Rail against homosexuals then get caught snorting blow of some tranny’s erection, defend the sanctity of marriage while cheating on your wife with some 15 year old strawberry, quote carefully selected parts of the bible while ignoring the parts about being meek, loving your enemy, not loving money and turning the other cheek.
Holier than thou? Assholier, maybe.
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Because forbidden things are also the most exciting one.
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That might explain my fantasy about a 3-way with Summer Glau and Elisha Cuthbert
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Love “assholier than thou.”
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UPDATE: And he’s out of jail:
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/03/grant_storms_denies_masturbati.html
Another article quotes him as saying: “The nature of my problem is pornography,”
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-la-pastor-obscenity3,0,3739214.story
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Yeah. It’s not me. It’s my porn addiction. I’m the real victim here!
At least he didn’t blame it on alcohol so he could jet to a rehab for a couple weeks and be off the hook.
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hmmm, why am I not surprised in the least?
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who hasn’t been arrested in N.O. for public masturbation?
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Apparently, he is anti-gay not anti-pedophile
In any case a total asshole
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I guarantee his excuse will be, “I have an enlarged prostate and was massaging it to ease the pain.” They always say that. I hope they lock his ass up.
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If you had porn problem on your Rev. bingo card, you get the square!
http://www.bestofneworleans.com/blogofneworleans/archives/2011/03/01/rev-grant-storms-apologizes-to-family-gay-community-following-his-obscenity-arrest
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