GOP Lawmaker Wants To Investigate All Miscarriages

The war on women who dare to have sex continues.

It gets worse. Franklin wants to create a Uterus Police to investigate miscarriages, and requires that any time a miscarriage occurs, whether in a hospital or without medical assistance, it must be reported and a fetal death certificate issued. If the cause of death is unknown, it must be investigated. If the woman can’t tell how it happened, than those Uterus Police can ask family members and friends how it happened. Hospitals are required to keep records of anyone who has a spontaneous abortion and report it. Yup, we’ve been waiting for someone to suggest this–and Franklin has.

The complete bill is here for your bathroom reading.

This isn’t the first WTF moment for Bobby Franklin. He’s also lobbied to have rape “victims” referred to as rape “accusers”. He has equated the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell to letting ‘unrepentant’ drug dealers in the military. Oh and he wants to do away with driver’s licenses because there’s nothing about needing one to drive a car in the Constitution.

(via Joe My God)

And a link to some mental sorbet.


  1. can we just take a minute and think about women who have had a legitimate miscarriage, and how fucking traumatic that is. have any of you really really wanted a child, prepared for a child, loved your unborn child, and then had to grieve the loss of this baby? i’m not sure the pain could get much worse, unless, of course, someone stepped in to treat me as though i might have done something wrong to precipitate the loss of this most precious thing.

  2. I, for one, don’t think this goes far enough. If Bobby Franklin wants my vote, he’s going to have to stop this wishy-washy fence sitting and really start tackling the issue, instead of skirting around the edges.

    See, what this obvious liberal Bobby Franklin is trying to do is only placate those who choose to defend life at every stage. Sure, it sounds great and he gets tons of positive press, but his bill does not go far enough.

    It is well known that every time a woman menstruates she is callously expelling a potential human being from her uterus, and sending it off to Jesus in the undignified manner of flushing it down the toilet or throwing it in the garbage.

    Therefore, every time a woman has her period, she should be charged with murder of a possible human being. It’s only common sense.

    If Franklin had any backbone as a leader rather than being the cowardly politician he is, catering to only the fringe liberals seeking to destroy America and murder innocent ova, he’s author this as a law right now.

    Though his “uterus police” idea is noble, it also does not go far enough. We should train officers who are loyal Americans and Christ-fearing not only to prosecute these murderous women, but also give them the legal tools necessary not only to help prosecute these crimes against humanity, but to prevent them as well.

    Any badge-wearing officer of the Uterine Protection Force should be required to intervene in any situation in which he feels that a woman is ovulating or may be about to, and he should have the power of the government to take any means he deems necessary to ensure that egg is fertilized and implanted in her uterine wall.

    Then, we don’t have to worry about the term “rape accusers.” They will simply be “soul incubators,” carrying future soldiers for Jesus.

    With these laws, we can finally see an end to not only the genocide that has been perpetrated by women for decades, but and end to the secular liberal powerhouse that is the feminine supplies conglomerate.

    Only through this can we prosecute these “Hitlers with vaginas” as we should, and give proper Christian burials in consecrated ground to those tampons and maxi pads and the potential human remains they contain.

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