Suck it Seventh Day Adventists!
Day: January 25, 2011
State of the Union
I dunno. I’m going to take a long shower and finish reading The White Lioness (Kurt Wallander FTW!) and hopefully get 7 hours of solid sleep time before dealing with tomorrow’s Snowpocalypse. But if you guys want to discuss it, I bequeath you this thread.
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Muddy Waters – Got my Mojo Workin’
Cops Probe IHOP Melee Caught On Tape
From the Smoking Gun:
JANUARY 25–South Carolina cops are attempting to identify the participants in a wild brawl early Saturday at an International House of Pancakes, video of which has gone viral online.
As seen in the below clip–which includes some cursing–the female combatants are seen punching and wrestling with each other as tables are toppled. At one point, a woman picks up a coffee pot and strikes another woman in the head while she is being pinned to a table. Later, a man is seen swinging a cane at the woman who was struck with the coffee pot. The woman, adopting a lion tamer’s pose, picks up a chair and tosses it at the cane wielder.
This wasn’t an easy video to find on YouTube. A search for “IHOP Fight” returns 5 million different videos.
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Swedish Meatball Recipe
I just wish they would tell you the measurements.