1. If atheists are the enemy of religion (as most of those hate e-mailers would lead one to believe) and the devil is the enemy of god, then why would the devil enjoy torturing Dawkins? Seems like the devil would make him vice president of public affairs, or something like that.

  2. Outstanding. I hope this becomes a regular feature — including the shots of the fireplace, of course.

  3. God is still resting on that seventh day. Shhhhhh.
    If I had a chance to ask god a question it would be, “What the hell where you doing before you created light, lazy ass?

  4. Of course I don’t want to go to heaven. Why would I ever want to spend eternity with the likes of, for example, all the popes, Pat Robertson, Jerry Farwell, etc. That’s as close to hell as I could ever conceive it. Can you imagine the boring eternity that would be? These people and their lifeless, polyester, white-bread existence makes me want to vomit.

    By the way, I used to try not to lump all Christians together, because there are some who I think do seem to try to abide by the Golden Rule. But they are becoming the exception and not the rule. This generation, with the amount of hate they are capable of spewing, make the Crusaders look like Pollyannas.

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