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Day October 28, 2010

George Carlin was Right

(via DoobyBrain)

“It’s the only reason I watch auto racing. I’m waiting for some accidents, man! I want to see some cars on fire. I’m not interested in a bunch of redneck jackoffs driving 500 miles in a circle. 500 miles in a circle? Doesn’t impress me. Children can do that. I want to see some schmuck with his hair on fire running around punching his own head trying to put it out! I want to see the pits explode! I want to see cars doing 200 mile an hour cartwheels! Hey, where else besides auto racing am I going to see a 23-car collision and not be in the son of a bitch?” – Carlin

A Monkey Sneaking a Grape

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Remember Balloon Boy’s Father?

(via Joe My God)


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