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Sesame Street’s “I Love My Hair”

Mashup of “I Love My Hair” with Willow Smith’s “I Whip My Hair Back and Forth” (From her upcoming album, NEPOTISM)

And Kohl’s considers a black woman’s natural hair wig to be Ghetto Fab.

From ExpressJetPilots.com:

My name is Michael Roberts, and I am a pilot for ExpressJet Airlines, Inc., based in Houston (that is, I still am for the time being). This morning as I attempted to pass through the security line for my commute to work I was denied access to the secured area of the terminal building at Memphis International Airport. I have passed through the same line roughly once per week for the past four and a half years without incident. Today, however, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents at this checkpoint were using one of the new Advanced Imaging Technology (AIT) systems that are currently being deployed at airports across the nation. These are the controversial devices featured by the media in recent months, albeit sparingly, which enable screeners to see beneath people’s clothing to an extremely graphic and intrusive level of detail (virtual strip searching). Travelers refusing this indignity may instead be physically frisked by a government security agent until the agent is satisfied to release them on their way in what is being touted as an “alternative option” to AIT. The following is a somewhat hastily drafted account of my experience this morning.

(via J-Walk)

(via DoobyBrain)

Jack Conway’s ad against Rand Paul

And Rand Paul’s response ad:

An 8 minute journey through a man and his hair’s vcr collection.

(via PoeTV)

Cannot be unseen:

I have lived in Minnesota my entire life. I just noticed that it looks like Alfred Hitchcock smashed his face into the east side of the state.