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Day October 14, 2010

Darwin Award Candidate

Man Does Play by Play of a Person Attempting to Park

Apparently, it’s his mother’s sister.

(via PoeTV)

Quote For the Day

Insane Clown Posse from an article where they come out as evangelical christians:

“Well,” Violent J says, “science is… we don’t really… that’s like…” He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, “OK, an analogy”: “If you’re trying to fuck a girl, but her mom’s home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom’s home? Fuck the mom. See?”

I look blankly at him. “You mean…”

“Now, you don’t really feel that way,” Violent J says. “You don’t really hate her mom. But for this moment when you’re trying to fuck this girl, fuck her! And that’s what we mean when we say fuck scientists. Sometimes they kill all the cool mysteries away. When I was a kid, they couldn’t tell you how pyramids were made…”

“Like Stonehenge and Easter Island,” says Shaggy. “Nobody knows how that shit got there.”

“But since then, scientists go, ‘I’ve got an explanation for that.’ It’s like, fuck you! I like to believe it was something out of this world.”

Study: Americans Get Majority Of Exercise While Drunk

Chocolate Egg Cream

I Won’t Ruin This For You With a Title

A Cat Insists That the Lights Stay On

(via Arbroath)

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