Get Cynical

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“Something no other governor has ever did”
“We have did the biggest cuts”
“We have did tremendous cutting”
“I have did what I said I was going to do”
“we don’t know if they’re legal or unlegal”

English must be her second language. Deport her.

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Oh dear….
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By a man on a street….

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Touche:

It would seem that, the longest running bone-headed maneuver by Queen Bee Birther – other than her Birther activities, themselves – has come to an end. After failing to get the Supreme Court to woosh in and save her bacon, Orly swallowed, pulled out a check, and paid up the $20,000 she owed Judge Land for engaging in undue legal frivolity in his courtroom.

OR DID SHE????

A hot new counter-conspiracy theory is already on the rise, spiraling out of Birther mythology much like the “Earthers” we’ve previously reported on. But this new theory isn’t arguing whether Obama is or is not a Natural Born Citizen, but whether Orly Taitz actually paid up her money or not.

The group – calling itself “Checkers” – is convinced that Orly still owes $20,000 dollars to Judge Land, and that the image of the check is either a total phony, or doesn’t provide enough evidence to prove that the money was indeed handed over.

“What most Americans don’t realize is that a short-form check, like what Orly’s posted online, doesn’t have enough information,” Allen Bees announced today: “The only way we can be certain of the money having been paid, and Orly actually being off the hook, is to see the long-form check, which would have all the information, and show both sides.

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Can you guys invite Earl over? I’ve got some things to do this weekend and have no time for guests. OkThxbai.