Blood of Jesus Oil Frees You From Snakes & Witches

(via ReligiousDouchebags)

There’s a website where you can request (purchase?) the Blood of Jesus Oil which is described as:

This is regular olive oil which represents the Holy Spirit and a special coloring to make it look red thus we call it “The Blood of Jesus Anointing Oil.” There is no virtue or healing in this oil, it is a point-of-contact and an act-of-faith.

And of course testimonials:

Kathy Herrick of Macon anointed herself with the oil and God delivered her from 18 years of deep alcoholism!


  1. The real snakes in this case are talking to the camera.

    What a scam.
    1. Instill fear in your followers.
    2. Let them have a “free” bottle of olive oil (er snake oil).
    3. When it “cures” what’s not there the follower will give you (“donate”) $100.

    $100 for a bottle of olive oil. Wow. What a great profit margin.

    Why not sell a real miracle like a potion that will cure people of their dependence on listening to and believing the lies spouted by snake oil salespeople.

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