1. The apple does not fall far from the tree, does it?

    I’m surprised Dan Quayle actually figured out HOW to procreate. Or maybe not – even the dumbest animals can that one straight.

  2. Pardon my ignorance, but what is it with American politicians and “approving this message”?
    You’re saying it, you bloody well had better approve it, no?

  3. “My name is Dan Quayle, you may remember me from 6 Feet Under when I played the deranged brother ‘Billy.’ I’d like to make some random declarative statements. Oops, I’m sitting let me stand up – forgot we were doing a commercial. It’s really dark in this room, but don’t worry I’m walking out in a second, please be patient. Ok, here we go… ‘Arizona.’ ‘Congress.’ ‘P-o-t-a-t-o.’ ‘Hell.’ Now, to show I mean it, I’m not even going to wait for the ad to fade to black. I am walking out. I’ve got things to do.”

  4. I’m a pacifist, but this douche-bag really make me want to knock the hell out of HIM!

    By the way, do you notice how none of these dumbbells ever give you any reason to vote for them, like what they stand for or new ideas? Just attacking.

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