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  1. .
    “Of man’s first disobedience, and the fruit
    Of that forbidden tree, whose mortal taste
    Brought death into the world, and all our woe,
    With loss of Eden, till one greater Man

    Restore us, and regain the blissful seat,/Sing heavenly muse”
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    NO HEAVENLY MUSE! SING NOT, I PRAY THEE!
    .
    “What in me is dark
    Illumine, what is low raise and support,
    That to the height of this great argument
    I may assert eternal Providence,
    And justify the ways of God to men.”

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    GOODE SIR, WHY DOST THOU PAINT THY VISAGE LIKE THAT OF A COMMON STRUMPET OF COVENT GARDEN? HAST THEE ESCAPED A MOLLY HOUSE?
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    “This horror will grow mild, this darkness light.”
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    AYE; THERE BE NO LIMITS TO THE FOLLIES OF THE SIMPLE.
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    TO THE ALE HOUSE!

  2. To make this nightmare fodder he should paint the rest of his head black and do it on a black background. The fact that the rest of the dog’s head is painted on his face making the eyes appear to be set high on the head is part of what makes it so freaky.

  3. Leash of love? My ex-girlfriend had one of those.
    I n ever thought Jesus would be into kink, but who am I to judge?

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