He doesn’t get far.
My advice, if you really want it, is to marry someone who takes frequent trips to Paris so you’ll never be short of french chocolate treats.
The cast of Jersey Shore ringing the opening bell at the NYSE pretty much explains everything you need to know about the 21st century so far.
(via The Daily What)
Police are investigating Father Valentin for accidential homicide after witnesses at the ceremony said the priest did not cover the baby’s mouth during the ritual, The Sun newspaper reports.
Father Valentin had denied being responsible for the baby’s death during the baptism in Moldova.
The six-week-old baby died on the way to hospital and an autopsy found he had drowned, the baby’s dad Dumitru Gaidau told Romania’s Publica TV.
Mr Gaidau, 36, said his son was clearly in distress during the ceremony.
“He couldn’t inhale, his face turned blue and he was foaming at the mouth. He [the priest] said we should not interrupt this their ritual,” he said.