Gay Marriage/Pornography Worse Than BP Oil Spill

Our coastlines and marine life are being threatened by that toxic viscous goo that is gay marriage.

Like the dirty oil that pours uncontrollably into the waters of the Gulf, this withering tide of immorality at times seems impossible to control. No one has been successful in stopping the onslaught, since many parts of our society share a mistaken view of human freedom. When used properly, freedom is good and life-enhancing, but when misapplied, freedom works against life.

(via Joe My God)

8 Comments

  1. Oh come on, Christians are not that extreme, it’s just a few bigots who give the whole lot a bad name…

    Hey, that also works for Christians!

  2. Like the dirty oil that pours uncontrollably into the waters of the Gulf, the tide of gay marriage and pornography only becomes stronger when you bombard it with top hats, extra hair, junk shots, isolation, rubber, Riser Packages, blowout preventers and additional drilling.

    1. A beach littered with happily married (or not) gay people is a party!

      But yeah, some of these wacky fundies need to move to Saudi Arabia. They share a lot of similar values.

  3. The only analogies to be drawn in regards to gay marriage and oil spills relate harmlessly to the initials KY, not BP.

    Those who cast aspersions towards others’ morality remind me of the childhood proverb, “Whoever smelt it, dealt it.”

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