Day: June 17, 2010

(via Kottke)

The video cuts right when Barton lifts up Tony Hayward’s shirt and gives his nipples a tongue bath.

Git! GIT!!!!

(via Buzzfeed)

I also want to apologize to BP for the birds who have been soaking up all the precious oil.

“I’m ashamed of what happened in the White House yesterday,” Barton said. “I think it is a tragedy of the first proportion that a private corporation can be subjected to what I would characterize as a shakedown, in this case, a $20 billion shakedown.”

German student attacks Hell’s Angels with puppy

A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell’s Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.