I don’t get it…. If I would have gotten up in front of my class and, rather than speaking of the trials and tribulations we had been through in school, decided to speak of how wonderful chocolate was, and how everybody should eat and relish chocolate, and plead with Mr. Hershey to grant us all chocolate, I would have been dragged off in a straight-jacket. But they let her rant on for 2 minutes (orgasm, guitar solo, and hairball included).
Wow, that wasn’t what I was expecting at all. Valeria could be right about diabetes, because that was not normal – even by evangelical standards. I mean, if it was a small, private xtian high school that would be one thing. The info on the video claims it’s from a secular university in Texas though.
I always thought there was something sexual about “letting Jesus in your life” (can’t remember the specific phrase Christians use to convert others, where they talk about having Christ inside you). It’s one of the many reasons I’m not a Christian, because Jesus gets around. Anyway, I thought I just had a dirty mind, but apparently I was wrong.
I love the guy who can’t think of anything smarter to do than rifle through a magazine while the most akward graduation speech of our time happens right in front of him.
I made it through 10 seconds before my WTF glands went haywire and started overproducing scorn.
When I suffered the mental disfunction of theism, I attended a pentecostal church. So I can tell you from experience that this girl may very well have no physical or mental condition. Heck, she wouldn’t have even stood out in our church. Remember Jesus Camp? Yeah, that’s normal in those circles.
I would offer that she may very well be suffering from nothing more than the effects of religion on the human brain. Frightening, no?
Also, I really do wonder how people like this will react when something catastrophic happens, like oil starting to run out, or food, or anything else that will cripple our civilization.
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27 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.Why did Jesus smite her?
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I guess she was a Drama major.
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looks like she just had an orgasm.
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Cue Rob Reiner’s mom “I’ll have what she’s having!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE#t=1m41s
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It looks like she didn’t have an exit strategy planned out so she had to improvise.
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brief (but wicked) air guitar solo @ 1:58!!
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OMG, that’s funny! How did you ever catch that?
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Laughed out loud. It’s even funnier when you realize she’s getting so worked up over nothing.
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At 1:15 she did the exact thing my cat does before he hacks up a hairball.
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“That’s it…let it all hang out. Get that poison out of your system Raven.”
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Christ, what an asshole.
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Meme win!
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I don’t get it…. If I would have gotten up in front of my class and, rather than speaking of the trials and tribulations we had been through in school, decided to speak of how wonderful chocolate was, and how everybody should eat and relish chocolate, and plead with Mr. Hershey to grant us all chocolate, I would have been dragged off in a straight-jacket. But they let her rant on for 2 minutes (orgasm, guitar solo, and hairball included).
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Someone spiked her kool – aid with jesus juice.
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even with the power of god at your disposal, stage freight is apparently still overwhelming.
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That’s what roadies are for.
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Man oh man, did she just repent for studying?
Fuuuuu…..
I swear I was sure that was a Poe till the ambulance callout. (But it stopped being funny then too. That woman is clearly ill.)
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Is she diabetic? She could have been having insulin issues.
What struck me as strange was that the gentlemen standing on the stage with her didn’t seem particularly surprised by what was going on.
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Wow, that wasn’t what I was expecting at all. Valeria could be right about diabetes, because that was not normal – even by evangelical standards. I mean, if it was a small, private xtian high school that would be one thing. The info on the video claims it’s from a secular university in Texas though.
Poor, crazy lady…
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I must know- did this graduation ceremony take place in that bastion of all things Jeezy-crazy, Colorado Springs?
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Tidy little mash-up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoD8zV7E1VE
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I always thought there was something sexual about “letting Jesus in your life” (can’t remember the specific phrase Christians use to convert others, where they talk about having Christ inside you). It’s one of the many reasons I’m not a Christian, because Jesus gets around. Anyway, I thought I just had a dirty mind, but apparently I was wrong.
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I love the guy who can’t think of anything smarter to do than rifle through a magazine while the most akward graduation speech of our time happens right in front of him.
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ITT Tech graduation?
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I made it through 10 seconds before my WTF glands went haywire and started overproducing scorn.
When I suffered the mental disfunction of theism, I attended a pentecostal church. So I can tell you from experience that this girl may very well have no physical or mental condition. Heck, she wouldn’t have even stood out in our church. Remember Jesus Camp? Yeah, that’s normal in those circles.
I would offer that she may very well be suffering from nothing more than the effects of religion on the human brain. Frightening, no?
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Frightening, yes!
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Also, I really do wonder how people like this will react when something catastrophic happens, like oil starting to run out, or food, or anything else that will cripple our civilization.
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