Learn Your Motherf#@kin’ Science: A Textbook for Juggalos

Cracked helps Juggalos with their fuck’n science skills:

You should really watch this video. Yes, it’s the moment you’ve been waiting for: The Insane Clown Posse just came out with a new song.

It’s called “Miracles,” and it isn’t just any old cut of sick joker mayhem; it’s something special: an opportunity for the ICP to celebrate all of the mysteries of the universe. There is so much magic, so many unexplained phenomena occurring every day, that the Detroit Clown Madness Duo simply can’t contain its awe.

Oddly, what the Insane Clown Posse categorize as “magical unexplained mysteries” involve things like “rainbows” and “giraffes” and “magnets.” Somewhere down the line, the public school system has failed Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. That’s right, I blame not Misters J and Dope, but the system. The burden of education falls on the shoulders of our teachers, not students. If the traditional methods of teaching aren’t getting through to a child, it is the obligation of the teacher to find a new method that will.

Muslim Group Issues “Warning” to “South Park” Show

From the NY Times:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – A U.S. Muslim group has issued a dire Internet “warning” to creators of the satirical animated TV show “South Park” over a depiction of the Prophet Mohammad in a bear outfit.

“We have to warn Matt (Stone) and Trey (Parker) that what they are doing is stupid and they will probably wind up like Theo Van Gogh for airing this show,” said a posting on website RevolutionMuslim.com.

The website posted a graphic photo of slain Dutch filmmaker Theo Van Gogh, who was killed in 2004 by an Islamic militant over a movie he made that accused Islam of condoning violence against women.

It also posted link to a news article with details of a mansion in Colorado that Parker and Stone apparently own, suggesting the Web posters know where to find the South Park creators.