I always forget that Fox and Friends is not part of The Onion. I laughed at least three times before thinking, ‘oh wait, they’re serious’ at which point I bruised my forehead from facepalming.
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DAY: April 8, 2010
Little Brother Ruins Sister’s Webcam Performance
Tuxedo Cat Falls Off the Table
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Question of the Day
What’s your favorite late afternoon snack?
2:30pm here is Red Bull o’clock. It’s when I start struggling to do simple tasks like stay awake. Coffee is strictly a morning beverage for me (or sometimes with desserts at a restaurant) so red bull helps me get through the remainder of the delay along with a couple of Hit biscuits and a handful of peanuts.
Republicans, Leukemia Team Up To Repeal Health Care Law
From a legitimate news source:
WASHINGTON—Citing a mutually shared vision of health care in America, congressional Republicans and the deadly bone-marrow cancer leukemia announced a joint effort Wednesday to repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, the historic new bill that extends health benefits to 32 million Americans nationwide.
“Republicans have no greater ally in this fight than leukemia,” said Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC), who was flanked by Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH), and the abnormal increase in white blood cells. “Denying insurance to Americans with preexisting conditions and ensuring that low-income Americans stand no chance of receiving quality health care are just a few of the core beliefs that the GOP and leukemia share.”
“And believe me, if anyone is angrier than the Republican Party that children can no longer be denied coverage for having preexisting conditions, it’s leukemia.” DeMint continued. “We’re a match made in heaven.”
The Human Centipede Trailer
WTF did I just watch?