1. I would ask if he realizes that stuff is toxic, but judging by the “Corrosivo” warning sign on his wall, I think that’s a non-issue anyway. That kid is a walking metaphor for entropy.

    I notice he’s listening to Slipknot. Make of that what you will.

  2. OK, I checked out another video of him snapping a rat trap on his tongue, pouring hot sauce, soap, and lime juice into his own eyes and eating a live worm sandwich, among 6½ minutes of other Jackass-esque stunts. The kid needs to learn that there are different types of attention.

    If you want to see him repeatedly throwing Darwin’s gauntlet down. the video I mentioned above is here (note, some parts are NSFW): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkOzGjVtqUw&feature=player_embedded

  3. That video was wrong. I mean, with no mailing address how am I going to send him more paint and extra videotape for his camera. – The funny thing is, I’ve been going to the DMV for years, but never knew what they looked for in a prospective employee…

  4. Maybe for his next attention-seeking trick, he’ll chop off an arm with a chainsaw!

    Or jump, without a parachute from a skyscraper!

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