How are ya today?
I thought I was in a good mood. I had a good night’s sleep and managed to wake up with plenty of time to make some breakfast before going to work. And then I got in a fight on the phone with an automated menu system. And lost. It was one of those menus where you have to speak your answer instead of hitting a touch tone. I had to answer either yes or no. I said yes. It couldn’t understand me. Yes. YES! Yeah. Yeppers. Affirmitive. Si! OUI! Ndiyo! FOR FUCKSAKE JUST LET ME HIT 1 for yes.
Now I’m annoyed. And apparently can’t even speak English.